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  1. aquaberryares
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    aquaberryares one time I made sex

    May 20, 2018
    If this post gets 10 likes I'll move to australia by the end of next year:emoji_v:
     
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  2. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    May 20, 2018
    hey guys got a lot of info on our borders and noticed we are getting tons of refugees from america at the moment. Anyways thought i'd do the community a service and make this thread to give you info on coming to the last remaining first world country in the world.

    feel free to ask any questions, but please keep in mind a lot of questions answers will be dependant on your character so your question may be followed up by 5 more questions.

    hope to see none of you soon :coco:
     
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  3. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    May 20, 2018
    nope i believe if you have been charged with anything semi-serious within the past 9 years you will be denied entry. that's anything from posession with intention to distribute to murder/r---/trafficking.

    your application for an australian visa has been denied, please do not apply again.
     
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  4. Worm
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    May 20, 2018
    I heard you can bypass that. The secondary choice is they lock you in a room with a snake, spider, croc, kangaroo and a Koala. Last one standing wins the visa
     
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  5. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    May 20, 2018
    Yes. Aboriginal and torres strait islanders are the only races in Australia entitled to free housing, study, government pay allowances, employment opportunities and food related provisions.

    Chinks. walls don't stop f---ing insects unfortunately.
    yeah heres the swastika that was in the mail
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