Jul 30, 2018

@DetroitSkills right?

I've seen this so many times and this s--- still makes me laugh like a maniac.

 

Jul 30, 2018

This is a classic. The fact that almost every other act just left the stage and he not only stayed, but counted how many minutes he had left and ripped the whole city apart was f---ing awesome.

Does it really have to come to this people? Does it really have to come to it? I really hope all of you run into all those black people that you love so much here in Camden. I really hope that happens. I hope there’s a line of all of you guys getting f---in’ car jacked and they take out their big black d----s and they just shove ’em right in your f---in’ mouths. Each and every one of you and somehow they just keep repeatedly c-mming right in your f---in’ eyeballs, until it builds up so much that your eyes like f---in’ crust over. You can’t see s---. And somehow there’s another d-ck in there for you to s---.

Look at you. This is what you want! This is what you want! This is – bunch of f---ing losers.
f---in’ Rocky is your hero. The whole pride of your city is built around a f---in guy who doesn’t even exist. You got f---in Joe Frazier is from there but he’s black so you can’t f---in deal with him, so you make a f---ing statue for some 3 feet f---in Italian you stupid philly cheese-eatin’ f---ing jackasses. I hope the cheese melts your f---in’ faces off. All of you collectively s--- a f---in’ d-ck.

f---in’ boobie me 9 hours into a f---in show. You and your f---in Donovan McNabb shirt. I hope he snaps both his f---in ankles the first g.d. game. I hope you go 0-16. I SAID s--- A d-ck

 

Aug 1, 2018

No, that would be a very dry joke and I'm not british

 

Jul 30, 2018

"I hope you all get in ya Ford Focus’s and f---in drive off the side of that fa---- a--- Ben Franklin bridge, you f---in one-bridge-having piece of s--- city that no one gives a f--- about."

I f---ing die every time I get to this part

 

Jul 30, 2018

Mad old red balls >>>>>>> anything

 

Jul 30, 2018

Bruh when i seen the title of this thread before reading my notos i was hoping id see this. I just got done the other day watching his hbo special lmao.


Maybe hes not everybodies taste, but this moment in particular is one of my favorites to go back to from him, s--- is too good