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  1. DKC
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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

    Nov 13, 2018
    Aight yall I'm bout to reveal just how pretentious living in Seattle has made me in terms of my coffee consumption. Let's be real: 90% of drip coffee is f---ing trash. There's tons of great ways to make coffee that don't result in bitter bean sludge that gives you acid reflux. Most people who claim they don't like coffee have probably only drank s-----y drip coffee. Once you realize how good coffee can taste you'll never wanna go back.

    @LifeSXN

    Anyway I usually make my coffee one of three ways depending on what I'm in the mood for and how much I'm finna drink.

    French Press
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    Aeropress

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    Moka pot
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    Apparently this is how most regular Italians make their coffee at home, not espresso. I even seent in Call Me By Your Name.
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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

    Nov 14, 2018
    grinding beans yourself is crucial.

    Wasn't expecting sxn80 to have so many coffee snobs like me :rejoice:
     
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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

    Nov 13, 2018
    I left a trigger warning in OP fam. Life's too short to drink instant cuck blend
     
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  4. Joshua Smoses
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    Joshua Smoses Pink fur, looking like Cam

    Nov 13, 2018
    Usually drip but I use a french press occasionally.

    I'm not a daily coffee person, but honestly people who hate drip coffee are probably just using s-----y coffee or have crappy water. If you buy a quality roast and (just as important) have good quality water, there's absolutely nothing wrong with standard drip brew.
     
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  5. SHUDEYE
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    SHUDEYE Kerser is the sickest.

    Nov 13, 2018
    I feel like there's two people in the world. People that don't drink coffee or people that can't function without having at least three. I genuinely like coffee but can go a year without having it which I think puts me in a vast minority ha

    I don't really ever drink it now - I notice if I have like an energy drink or a coffee drink now on my ADHD meds it almost overdoes it and I get really spacey/overworked mentally instead of making me buzz off my head which is what you'd expect if anything.

    Plus, as a smoker having coffee is a diarrhea contract. You have both of those things and your body gives you a five minute warning to get to the toilet or you're f-----.
     
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  6. Allis Mines
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    Allis Mines

    Nov 13, 2018
    Instant coffee long black.I get the s----s if I put milk in my coffee and end up taking double the number of s----s in a day
     
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  7. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Nov 26, 2018
    u n----s for real overthink it i swear. i cook it like crack. drop the coffee and sugar in the water, mix it, then when it dries you put the chunk of s--- in a pipe and smoke it like crack.
     
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  8. DKC
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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

    Nov 14, 2018
    Tea is good in certain situations but that s--- just ain’t satisfying in the morning like coffee is
     
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  9. joeyp363
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    joeyp363

    Nov 14, 2018
    STep one: got to the fridge and grab a Mountain Dew.
    Step two: Crack it open
    Step three: Drink it

    Boom. Same as coffee
     
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  10. DKC
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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

    Nov 13, 2018
    I find drip coffee to be too acidic a lot of the time. I've had real good drip coffee before—but you're right, the vast majority of people I know who make drip coffee don't buy good coffee and don't really know how to make it right and it usually ends up a little burnt/acidic/etc.
     
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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

    Nov 13, 2018
    why do you do this to yourself
     
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  12. nilbog
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    nilbog negged

    Nov 27, 2018
    I generally use the Keurig with the Starbucks double caffeinated K-Cups but Illy's is the s--- when I wanna make it with a Moka. Usually I make a black eye, in that case, with a couple shots of espresso in my coffee. I really enjoy caffeine.
     
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  13. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    Nov 25, 2018
    I'm a french press or Keurig guy btw bro

    I tried bulletproofin for a bit too after @Koolo put me on
     
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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

    Nov 14, 2018
    grind myself f'sho
     
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  15. Michael Myers
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    Nov 14, 2018
    Its terrible when I visit companies or other people and they offer you coffee (kinda impolite to say no lol). Then u see its a f---ing machine w instant coffee and I already regret saying yes
     
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  16. zukayoku
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    zukayoku

    Nov 14, 2018
    Buy beans and grind them yourself. That’s the first thing you need to do to have a good cup of coffee.

    Some tips, warm the mug before pouring it, drink a shot of sparkling water it will help remove all the tastes from your mouth and procede to drink it without sugar.

    That’s the best way to taste it.
     
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  17. zukayoku
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    Nov 13, 2018
    Dripping coffee is a art that very few can master. And we Portuguese did it.

    Every time I see tourist tasting our coffee they get blow away how good it is. Especially Franch and Nordic people.
     
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  18. Allis Mines
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    Allis Mines

    Nov 13, 2018
    @Big Cuntry a mega coffee snob
     
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  19. Rodamon
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    Rodamon

    Nov 13, 2018
    Moca coffee in Spain is the normal one.. I personally drink Turkish coffee too, and I can read your future right after
     
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  20. DKC
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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

    Nov 13, 2018
    I also make cold brew during the spring/summer sometimes. It's super simple. Basically just coarsely grind a bag of coffee and toss it in a gallon bucket, then fill it up like 3/4 of the way with water. Let it sit for 12 hours or so, then filter it out. Obviously you can play around with the ratio but it's always better to use less water and have to cut it later than to come out with watery brew.
     
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