Eminem The "Jump out of the toilet while you're taking a pee" line is not random

Started by Spatula, Nov 19, 2018, in Eminem Add to Reading List

  1. Spatula
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    Nov 19, 2018
    I saw the classic horror movie Candyman the other day. For those who haven't seen it, do see it as it is the best horror movie ever.

    For those who don't know, Candyman is a horror figure thought to be an urban legend, but everyone is scared of him. He lives through the fear, when he's whispered about it the streets. It gets a lot deeper than that, but basically, Candyman is thought to be a fable by a literary student and is the topic of her thesis about urban legends.

    There's a scene where a little boy tells her how another boy went to a nearby public toilet and Candyman came out of the toilet and cut his penis off.



    Can't seem to find better quality but it should suffice. In short, Candyman is thought to be urban legend (a fable) but he came out of the toilet and cut a d-ck off.

    So you see, the line is not random at all. It fits perfectly with the theme of Underground, along with another horror movie references.
     
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  2. Kon
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    Nov 19, 2018
    Well it's a horrible line either way.

    But since you posted about the candyman, i'm gonna post a song that references it plus it'll make this s--- thread a little better.

     
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  3. Spatula
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    Nov 19, 2018
    "say my name 3 times like Candyman"...it's 5 times. You just made it worse.
     
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    Nov 19, 2018
    Nice finds.
     
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  5. Ron Burgundy
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    Ron Burgundy Still a Grade-A prick.

    Nov 19, 2018
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    Genius
     
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  7. PistolPistol
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    PistolPistol Inappropriate? So be it. I don't see it..

    Nov 20, 2018
    Not a great comedy tbh. I was hoping to not actually see what you referenced and then...
     
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  8. TheRealStan
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    Nov 20, 2018
    Incorrect.

    He came up with the Slim Shady character when he was taking a s---.

    "Slim Shady s--- sounds like a fable to me till it jumps out the f---ing toilet when ur taking a pee"

    Makes more sense when u understand that context. Slim Shady was literally born on the shitter.
     
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  9. Section80
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    Nov 21, 2018
    Imagine thinking this line doesn't make sense. Or fit in with context. People try too hard with Eminem
     
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  10. GawDEDEDE
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    Nov 21, 2018
    Neat
     
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    Nov 21, 2018
    Never seen Candyman but yeah it tracks. Is it overthinking? Possibly. You're over-thinking to react strongly either way. It's an inoffensive line to me, there's better examples of both good and bad lines in that song, and I feel bad for those who don't enjoy this song as a fun throwback because of a few bars.
     
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    Nov 22, 2018
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    Im sure Spatula knows this, but this still sounds like a CandyMan reference to me... in a song littered with horror movie character references.
     
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    Nov 23, 2018
    What does eminem coming up with slim shady while taking a s--- have to do with him jumping out of the toilet while YOU'RE taking a pee?

    And he was taking a s---, not a piss, when he came up with it. You can argue you take a piss every time you s---, but c'mon.
     
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  15. King of Kings
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    King of Kings Who Dey

    Nov 23, 2018
    The more important question is; who gives a s---?
     
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    Nov 24, 2018
    Wow you're a dumb f---, Slim Shady sounds like a fable (a ficticious character) but he actually came to life and completely overtook Eminem, and that happened one day when he was on the toilet taking a s---, it was also the creation of D12, he told Proof to come up with an alter ego also, yea he said taking a pee but its still the same story, Slim Shady came out of the toilet. LITERALLY.
     
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  17. Spatula
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    No, actually, you are a dumb f---.

    You see one accidental similarity and think that has to be it. Slim Shady sounds like a fable TO YOU, until he jumps out while YOU are taking a piss. The whole song is using different horror concepts, so Candyman fits perfectly. You simple-minded f---.
    In your version, Eminem doubted Slim Shady exists while in the toilet taking a s--- instead of a piss, and suddenly Slim Shady came out of toilet to attack Eminem. That doesn't make sense. He didn't say "Slim Shady sounded like a fable to me until he jumped out of toilet while I was taking a pee". HE is slim shady, and HE is attacking YOU. Why would Eminem think Slim Shady sounds like a fable BEFORE he invented him.

    And why would he change taking a s--- to pee and use that stupid word "pee" in the process if s--- sounds much better?

    You are "The Real Stan" because you are an idiot. I asked politely to talk about this trivial matter and you go on calling me a dumb f--- for no reason. You f---ing teenager.
     
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    You must have special needs, never mind.
     
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