Best Posts: Hospitals s---

  1. Worm
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    Jul 27, 2020
    2 years ago had an accident and broke both side of my jaw. The day it happened I thought I just jammed it up bad and slept it off. Next morning trying to bite into an apple was not a smart decision. I wind up ubering the hospital and get there around 11. Get a CT Scan and my results around 2-3pm and they tell me I broke both sides but I need an oral surgeon who they don't have on site so they have to transport me to their "sister" hospital. At this point my phone is dead so i don't really have a choice and have to wait until 8pm for an ambulance transport to this s--- hole hospital in Paterson.

    By the time I get there the oral surgeons are done for the day and I have to wait in the ER on a bed next to prisoners handcuffed to theirs. Barely get any sleep, and all they would give me was Motrin for the pain lol. They come in at 730AM and get me to the oral surgeon who of course isn't in my insurance network. At this point I need them to fix it so I say f--- it. Was supposed to take 1 1/2 - 2 hours. Winds up being over 3 hours to wire my mouth shut cause I had some young idiot of a med student doing it. They usually put you out to do this as they're wrapping metal wires around each tooth and clamping your mouth shut. Worse pain ever I wanted to punch this guy in his throat. Ambulance transport wound up costing me 700 out of pocket and the oral surgery was a few grand cause the dipshits sent me to a hospital out of network. USA healthcare is a joke
     
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  2. Worm
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    Jul 27, 2020
    d--- must've been a record amount of likes given out those 18-19 days
     
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  3. Slyk
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    Jul 27, 2020
    jesus. advil->fentanyl pump. wtf
     
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  4. Sign Language
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    Jul 27, 2020
    Lmao they didn’t jump straight from advil to fentanyl. They tried morphine first but it barely took the edge off. Had a 4 inch piece of my lung removed. The pump only gave it to me every so often so I wouldn’t go overboard.
     
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  5. Sign Language
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    Jul 27, 2020
    Getting a chest tube put in without being given any anesthesia. Worst pain I’ve ever felt by far. Wasn’t even an emergency situation, Doctor was just a dumbass.

    Also c---- nurses trying to deny me pain meds after lung surgery. Those b------s really tried to give me advil.
     
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  6. RetiredAccount
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    RetiredAccount Big Time Stuntin Like My Daddy

    Jul 27, 2020
    Been here since Eleven PM on Saturday when my fiancé’s water broke Still no baby and I’ve been trapped in this hellhole for two days Foods actually good tho
     
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  7. Worm
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    Jul 27, 2020
    Forearms looking like Popeye
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  8. Sign Language
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    Jul 27, 2020
    Gotta love Texas. It was all good though, finally got myself a fentanyl pump by the end of the day.
     
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  9. RetiredAccount
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    Jul 27, 2020
    d--- they are pretty loose with opiates around here
     
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  10. JEB
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    Jul 27, 2020
    Wow, that's really f-----
     
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  11. The Moon Man
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    The Moon Man Out of my mind

    Jul 27, 2020
    A hospital literally told my cousin he was fine during three consultations until two months later he went for a fourth and they said the cancer is too far gone to be stopped. They could have saved him had they not been lazy. f--- hospitals.
     
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  12. icecube
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    icecube West Coast is the Best Coast

    Jul 27, 2020
    No one knows man. I was literally called a freak of science by 3 nurses and 4 doctors. 2 blocked veins in my right shoulder at the age of 21. Weird!
     
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  13. Worm
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    Jul 27, 2020
    how the f--- were your veins blocked??
     
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  14. RetiredAccount
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    Jul 27, 2020
    Share your worst hospital experiences
     
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