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Eminem Best Posts: Home intruder told Em he was there to k--- him

  1. Ricky
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    Sep 9, 2020
    Thank God nothing happened!
     
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  2. Intel
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    Intel

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    "Eminem said he escorted the home invader through a TV area, game room and basketball court to an exit out of the house, Hackstock testified."

    Em really gave him a house tour like he was an estate agent.

    GOAT
     
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    Sep 9, 2020
    honestly, that must have been scary as f--- and must just reinforce em's paranoia.

    kinda surprised he was able to break the window and then wander around outside for a while like the article states. would've thought the security systems would be better than that.
     
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  4. The Real Slim Shady
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    Sep 9, 2020
    ‘shouldnt be that easy to do this...’
     
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  5. Chaotic Progress
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    Sep 10, 2020
    Only in terms of puns and rhyming @ lyricism.

    But that's not all there is. What he was actually saying was more interesting, poetic and funny back then, for example "I never gave a f---, now I give a f--- less" and "shut up when I'm talking to you - you hear me? answer me!"

    I understand where you're coming from. Just on a visceral level I would probably like to hear new Em more, but in terms of what would actually sit with me and be lasting, and surprise me more... it would probably be old / classic era material.

    "I'm the old man who lives upstairs and starves his pets, and never leaves his house, because he thinks his car's possessed"... s--- like this is actually funny. Nowdays he equates humour to puns, almost everything is just a pun.
     
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  6. StanMitchell
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    Sep 9, 2020
    I used to think Em was mad paranoid but maybe he's the sane one
     
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    Sep 9, 2020
    Shouldn’t be that easy to do this, you don’t plan for intruders before hand?

    Seriously though, this is f-----...Em must’ve been pretty shaken up. Imagine if the guy was armed
     
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  8. Ricky
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    Sep 9, 2020
    d---, 2002 Em would fucken killed this MF real quick
     
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    Sep 9, 2020
    Scary, Bad Guy almost became true
     
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  10. copius inhaled farts
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    copius inhaled farts took out some ribs so i could sniff my bootyhole

    Sep 9, 2020
    he was tryin to get post death relapse 2
     
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    Sep 10, 2020
    All the money he’s paid to live in a gated community. s--- like that should never happen.

    That said, put respek on LL Cool J’s method for handling home intruders.
     
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  12. GawDEDEDE
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    Sep 10, 2020
    Not sure who’s luckier - Em, for that guy not being a killer, or that guy, for the year not being 2004
     
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  13. The Lyricvore
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    Sep 9, 2020
    Marshal just walked him out... lol

    if this was drugged out marshal from back in the day he would of got capped
     
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    Sep 9, 2020
    I bet they will be now. Em probably spent a couple million improving everything. This must have been scary as f---.
     
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