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Eminem Best Posts: Home intruder told Em he was there to k--- him

  1. Ricky
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    Ricky Africa!

    Sep 9, 2020
    Thank God nothing happened!
     
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  2. Intel
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    Intel

    Sep 9, 2020
    "Eminem said he escorted the home invader through a TV area, game room and basketball court to an exit out of the house, Hackstock testified."

    Em really gave him a house tour like he was an estate agent.

    GOAT
     
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  3. kodo
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    kodo

    Sep 9, 2020
    honestly, that must have been scary as f--- and must just reinforce em's paranoia.

    kinda surprised he was able to break the window and then wander around outside for a while like the article states. would've thought the security systems would be better than that.
     
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  4. The Real Slim Shady
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    The Real Slim Shady

    Sep 9, 2020
    ‘shouldnt be that easy to do this...’
     
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  5. Disorderly Progress
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    Disorderly Progress What's cookin?

    Sep 10, 2020
    Only in terms of puns and rhyming @ lyricism.

    But that's not all there is. What he was actually saying was more interesting, poetic and funny back then, for example "I never gave a f---, now I give a f--- less" and "shut up when I'm talking to you - you hear me? answer me!"

    I understand where you're coming from. Just on a visceral level I would probably like to hear new Em more, but in terms of what would actually sit with me and be lasting, and surprise me more... it would probably be old / classic era material.

    "I'm the old man who lives upstairs and starves his pets, and never leaves his house, because he thinks his car's possessed"... s--- like this is actually funny. Nowdays he equates humour to puns, almost everything is just a pun.
     
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  6. StanMitchell
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    StanMitchell

    Sep 9, 2020
    I used to think Em was mad paranoid but maybe he's the sane one
     
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  7. RG9
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    RG9

    Sep 9, 2020
    Shouldn’t be that easy to do this, you don’t plan for intruders before hand?

    Seriously though, this is f-----...Em must’ve been pretty shaken up. Imagine if the guy was armed
     
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  8. Ricky
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    Ricky Africa!

    Sep 9, 2020
    d---, 2002 Em would fucken killed this MF real quick
     
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  9. Spatula
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    Spatula that you want

    Sep 9, 2020
    Scary, Bad Guy almost became true
     
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  10. copius inhaled farts
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    copius inhaled farts took out some ribs so i could sniff my bootyhole

    Sep 9, 2020
    he was tryin to get post death relapse 2
     
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  11. Tone Riggz
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    Tone Riggz There's No Cure For Being A C*nt

    Sep 10, 2020
    All the money he’s paid to live in a gated community. s--- like that should never happen.

    That said, put respek on LL Cool J’s method for handling home intruders.
     
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  12. GawDEDEDE
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    GawDEDEDE

    Sep 10, 2020
    Not sure who’s luckier - Em, for that guy not being a killer, or that guy, for the year not being 2004
     
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  13. The Lyricvore
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    The Lyricvore My balls are gone.

    Sep 9, 2020
    Marshal just walked him out... lol

    if this was drugged out marshal from back in the day he would of got capped
     
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  14. The Moon Man
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    The Moon Man Out of my mind

    Sep 9, 2020
    I bet they will be now. Em probably spent a couple million improving everything. This must have been scary as f---.
     
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