Best Posts: Australia's Most Iconic Criminal: Chopper Read

  1. SHUDEYE
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    Oct 9, 2020
    I'm very f----- and am wanting to share some really iconic parts of Australian history with you all.

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    Below is Eric Bana playing him in the cult classic movie about him:
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    This is Mark "Chopper" Read, easily our most famous criminal who made international headlines multiple times, especially for this interview - he was also played by Eric Bana in a movie about his life. He cut off his own ears to get out of H Division (the worst part of our worst prison which no longer exists as it was dubbed too inhumane), in this particular interview too he forcibly plays Russian Roulette with the journalist, when she says she doesn't want to play he says "bad luck" and pulls the trigger of a gun that apparently actually was loaded. She was also ballsy though, at one point she says "you don't have ears like Mickey Mouse do you", to which he replies with a rifle over his shoulder "if I shot you in the kneecap we'd be entering Logie (Australia's Emmy) territory wouldn't we, ya cheeky bugger".

    For hobbies he says he enjoys shooting rabbits and also adds "I know a lot of human rabbits too". When asked what he'd consider his job/profession to be he says garbage/waste disposal as he disposes of what he deems garbage/waste. He adds his preferred method of torture is the removal of toes with a blowtorch as he found doing it with a boltcutter "poofy" (gay) if I remember correctly. In regards to the apparent 25 contracts on his life he says "there's two serious ones, the rest are all jokes ... just for a giggle".



    Depending on how f----- I continue to get over the next few days and how people react to this I my continue with more of our country's gems.

    @Fire Squad I'm tagging you twice today deal with it b----, @Australia, @Koolo, @Donkey Kong Cuntry @Ricky @Michael Myers @anyone else, take a few minutes out of your day to witness the most loveable psychopath in history.
     
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    Oct 9, 2020
    It took me way longer than i had rather to admit to realize your talking about the country not the poster
     
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  3. SHUDEYE
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    SHUDEYE Kerser is the sickest.

    Oct 16, 2020
    @BIGFOOT have you seen this? It's Eric Bana spending time with him to learn the role. It's incredible. Breaks down the time when he decided to cut his ears off. Everyone else I quoted thought you might be interested too. It's very entertaining. Couldn't get his head around the fact it'd be out in the year 2000. "The year 2000? The year 2000?!"

    "Honestly, I'm not being critical but once you get the funding I would rock and roll with great haste."

    He was a wordsmith as well as a psychopath.

    Regarding walking into the biggest heroin dealer in the area and how disgusting they lived even by his standards. "If you walked into his house and saw a turd sitting on the loungeroom floor, it wouldn't be the first dirty thing you'd notice."

    "These people were fair game, they couldn't organise a f--- in a brothel... I made a fortune out of these characters".

    "I need some cash."
    Haven't got any.
    "Well I tell ya what, you try gettin' from where you're sittin' to the front door, 'cause I reckon I can s---t you from where you're sittin' to the front door. And that's about as long as you've got to get me some money right now."

    The quotes are endless.
     
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  4. M Solo
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    Oct 9, 2020
    Nahhhh that would be this mother f---er. This movie genuinely put me in a bad mood and I've wanted smoke with the c--- sucker ever since.

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    Oct 9, 2020
    Big Chop Chop fan here

    the movie is a classic if u haven’t seen it, you gotta go watch it asap
     
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    Oct 9, 2020
    upload_2020-10-9_19-56-42.png I also love when he's explaining all his scars then turns around and there's the gun dacked hahaha
     
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    Oct 9, 2020
    Holy s--- bad luck
     
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  8. SHUDEYE
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    Oct 9, 2020
    Watch the whole thing, at the end is the Russian Roulette bit where he literally pulls the trigger on the journalist. And also his laugh is so evil.
     
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  9. SHUDEYE
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    "Yep, I'm a crack shot."

    After he shoots the bottle out of the kids hand is one of my favourite moments in history.
     
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    Oct 9, 2020
    You Australians are different breed of pooftas, I admire all of you c---- tho.

    This dude looks like he means business, f--- that, I wouldn't try him
     
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    Oct 9, 2020
    Here's the trailer



    Eric Bana killed his role for Choppa
     
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  12. SHUDEYE
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    Oct 9, 2020
    With his smile/laugh haha, I've met a few of our crims but I never got to meet Chopper my dad did though briefly. The footage of Eric Bana spending a day with him to learn about him for the movie is iconic.

    "When's this coming out?"
    The year 2000.
    "The year TWO THOUSAND? THE YEAR TWO BLOODY THOUSAND?!"
     
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