Best Posts: What is your favourite opening line to a rap song?

  1. Sav Stanfield
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    Nov 14, 2020
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  2. Lil Squeed
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    Lil Squeed French Montana Stan

    Nov 15, 2020
    I woke up this morning

    I had a boner
     
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  3. Chrollo
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    Chrollo

    Nov 14, 2020
    I had a dream I could buy my way to heaven/ When I awoke I spent that on a necklace
    :kreepykanye:
     
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  4. Allis Mines
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    Nov 14, 2020
    Dirty soda, Spike Lee
    White girl, Ice T
    Fully loaded AP, yeah
     
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  5. RetiredAccount
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    RetiredAccount Big Time Stuntin Like My Daddy

    Nov 14, 2020
    Rappers, I monkey flip 'em with the funky rhythm I be kickin
     
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  6. Thy
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    Thy 000000

    Nov 14, 2020
    I got a problem, n----s out here trynna run with my style
    You kiss your b---- before work I make her swallow my child
     
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  7. Worm
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    Worm Big Perm Big Worm

    Nov 14, 2020
    You wanna go down, why not? I be like Herbie and Hand-you-a-c---, And tell you that my name is Ak' Get on your knees, make like the breeze begin to blow

    I got blood on my hands and there's no remorse
    And got blood on my d-ck 'cause I f----- a corpse (C'mon!)
     
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  8. Jeans
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    Jeans Joe From Family Guy

    Nov 14, 2020
    For me it’s between “I break bread, ribs, hunnid dollar bills” and “ayo we light a candle, run laps around the English Channel! Neptune’s I got a cocker spaniel”
     
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  9. Fire Squad
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    Fire Squad Boss Don Biggavel

    Nov 20, 2020
    Been on a heavy Wu run lately, how you gonna start off a verse with:

    "I bomb atomically, Socrates philosophies and hypothesis can't define how I be droppin these"
     
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  10. DKC
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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

    Nov 20, 2020
    I'm still p---- C b----, so what the f--- is up? Puttin powder on the street cuz I got big f---in nuts
     
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  11. NavyRed
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    NavyRed aka Nev/hhs og

    Nov 20, 2020
    'When I die, f--- it, I wanna go to h---
    'Cause I'm a piece of s---, it ain't hard to f---in' tell
    It don't make sense, goin' to heaven with the goodie-goodies
    Dressed in white, I like black Timbs and black hoodies'

    always been my favorite
     
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  12. Worm
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    Worm Big Perm Big Worm

    Nov 14, 2020
    With so much drama in the LBC it's kinda hard being snoop d o double G
     
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  13. Jeans
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    Jeans Joe From Family Guy

    Nov 14, 2020
    With the goons I spy
    I stay in tune with ma
    She like d---!
    This the realest since kumbaya
     
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  14. Ricky
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    Ricky FORUM BOY SUMMER

    Nov 14, 2020
    I ain't got no motherfuckin friends, that's why I f----- yo' b----, you fat MFer .
     
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  15. icecube
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    icecube West Coast is the Best Coast

    Nov 14, 2020
    b----
     
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  16. Jeans
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    Jeans Joe From Family Guy

    Nov 14, 2020
    This song has been ruined for my by the 1000s of hours I’ve spent listening to it in saints row 2
     
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  17. Jeans
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    Jeans Joe From Family Guy

    Nov 20, 2020
    Honestly probably my favourite ugk song oat
     
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  18. Chrollo
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    Chrollo

    Nov 14, 2020
    (She suckin my d-ck)
     
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  19. Jeans
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    Jeans Joe From Family Guy

    Nov 14, 2020
    Oh he’ll yeah that’s up there

    kind of unrelated but today I was in the kitchen and Jesus walls came on which I haven’t actually heard in a while and it just hit so hard I stood still and listened to the whole thing. Classics
     
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