Eminem Best Posts: The 'Drug Ballad' Appreciation thread

  1. RetiredAccount
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    RetiredAccount Big Time Stuntin Like My Daddy

    Jan 25, 2015
    Drug Ballad is a worthy contender for one of Eminem's best songs OAT. The carefree attitude coupled with the underlying guilt and regret which Eminem justifies at the end of each verse is some of his most introspective work ever. The emotion (mainly depression) carried through his voice is the epitome of a non-boring flow. This is literally the theme song of addiction.
    Plus, you have one of the best beats the Bass Brothers have ever created, and great background vocals from Dina Rae.
    This song is the basic blueprint for songs like Deja Vu, Going Through Changes, and Cocaine. It's haunting in the fact that Eminem knows where the drugs will (and did) bring him, and he has no regrets.
    10/10 song.
    Lyrics:
    [Girl] Yeah, hahahaha...whooooo, s---!
    [Em] (aight)
    [Eminem] Guess what? I ain't coming in yet...
    I'll come in a minute
    [Eminem] Ayo...This is my love song...it goes like this

    [Eminem]
    Back when Mark Walhberg was Marky Mark
    This is how we used to make the party start
    We used to mix Hen' with Bacardi Dark
    And when it, kicks in you can hardly talk
    And by the, sixth gin you're gonna probably crawl
    And you'll be, sick then and you'll probably barf
    And my pre-diction is you're gonna probably fall
    Either somewhere in the lobby or the hallway wall
    And everything's spinning
    You're beginin' to think women
    are swimming in pink linen again in the sink
    Then in a couple of minutes that bottle of Guinness is finished
    You are now allowed to officially slap b------s
    You have the right to remain violent and start wilin'
    Start a fight with the same guy that was smart eyin' you
    Get in your car, start it, and start drivin'
    Over the island and cause a 42 car pile-up
    [Em's spaceman voice]Earth calling, pilot to co-pilot
    Looking at the life on this planet, sir, no sign of it
    All I can see is a bunch of smoke flyin'
    And I'm so high that I might die if I go by it
    Let me out of this place
    I'm outta place
    I'm in outer space
    I've just vanished without a trace
    I'm going to a pretty place now where the flowers grow
    I'll be back in an hour or so

    [Chorus]

    [Eminem]
    'Cause every time I go to try to leave
    Someone keeps pullin' on my sleeve
    I don't wanna, but I gotta stay
    These drugs really got a hold of me

    'Cause every time I try to tell them "no"
    They won't let me ever let them go
    I'm a sucker all I gotta say
    These drugs really got a hold of me

    [Eminem]
    In third grade, all I used to do
    Was sniff glue through a tube and play Rubic's cube
    17 years later I'm as Rude as Jude
    Scheming on the first chick with the hugest boobs
    I've got no game
    And every face looks the same
    They've got no name
    So I don't need game to play
    I just say whatever I want to whoever I want
    Whenever I want, wherever I want, however I want
    However, I do show some respect to few
    As ecstasy got me standing next to you
    Getting sentimental as f--- spillin' guts to you
    We just met
    But I think I'm in love with you
    But you're on it too
    So you tell me you love me too
    Wake up in the morning like "yo, what the f--- we do?"
    I gotta go b----
    You know I have stuff to do
    'Cause if I get caught cheatin' then I'm stuck with you
    But in the long run
    These drugs are probably going to catch up sooner or later
    But f--- it, I'm on one
    So let's enjoy
    Let the X destroy your spinal cord
    So it's not a straight line no more
    'Til we walk around looking like some wind-up dolls
    s---'s sticking out of our backs like a dinosaur
    s---, six hits won't even get me high no more
    So bye for now
    I'm going to try to find some more

    [Chorus]

    [Eminem]
    That's the sound of a bottle when it's hollow
    When you swallow it all wallow and drown in your sorrow
    And tomorrow you're probably going to want to do it again
    What's a little spinal fluid between you and a friend? Screw it
    And what's a little bit of alcohol poisoning?
    And what's a little fight?
    Tomorrow you'll be boys again
    It's your life
    Live it however you wanna
    Marijuana is everywhere
    Where was you brought up?
    It don't matter as long as you get where you're going
    'Cause none of the s--- is going to mean s--- where we're going
    They tell you to stop, but you just sit there ignoring
    Even though you wake up feeling like s--- every morning
    But you're young
    You've got a lot of drugs to do
    Girls to screw
    Parties to crash
    Sucks to be you
    If I could take it all back now, I wouldn't
    I would have did more s--- that people said that I shouldn't
    But I'm all grown up now and upgraded and graduated
    Did better drugs and updated
    But I've still got a lot of growing up to do
    I've still got a whole lot of throwing up to spew
    But when it's all said and done I'll be 40
    Before I know it with a 40 on the porch telling stories
    With a bottle of Jack
    Two grandkids in my lap
    Babysitting for Hailie while Hailie's out getting smashed

    [Chorus 2x]
    [Same as previous, but 2nd time the last line is repeated like this]

    Drugs really got a hold of me
    They really got a hold of me
    'Cause drugs really got a hold of me
    They really got a hold of me
     
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  2. RetiredAccount
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    RetiredAccount Big Time Stuntin Like My Daddy

    Sep 10, 2020
    2020 update

    Still ems best song
     
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  3. DKC
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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

    Sep 10, 2020
    My favorite Em song and probably his best ever—at least top 3.
     
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  4. M Solo
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    M Solo Fresh Outta London

    Sep 10, 2020
    Best song on MMLP
     
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  5. Narsh
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    Jan 25, 2015
    Nah I see a lot of people throw k--- You up in that discussion - and it's definitely a viable option. MMLP has like 4 or 5 tracks that are all the same level of incredible so it's hard to pick a best

    stan, k--- you, marshall mathers, who knew, drug ballad
     
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  6. Narsh
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    Jan 25, 2015
    Maybe, yeahhh

    also, I'm Back >>>

    that s--- always gets underrated imo
     
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  7. Narsh
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    Jan 25, 2015
    Oh yeah, without a doubt one of the best all around Eminem tracks

    timeless
     
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  8. RetiredAccount
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    RetiredAccount Big Time Stuntin Like My Daddy

    Sep 10, 2020
    taking a stroll down memory lane Mike, don't see you doing much
     
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  9. Michael Myers
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    Michael Myers Moderator

    Sep 10, 2020
    Back to bumping old threads I see!

    But yeah top 5 for me easily as well
     
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  10. Guma
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    Aged the best out of MMLP. It says something.
     
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  11. Webber
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    Webber Unbanned

    Jan 25, 2015
    there's no way under the influence is better than the songs you have in tier 3 lol, or any other songs on the album for that matter.
     
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  12. Old Account
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    Jan 25, 2015
    Amazing song, love the mark wahlberg response in the beginning
     
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