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What is the greatest line ever spit?

Started by Final, Feb 12, 2015, in Music Add to Reading List

  1. RetiredAccount
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    RetiredAccount Big Time Stuntin Like My Daddy

    Feb 12, 2015
    back to back, double play, I did what you won't
    men lie, woman lie, numbers don't
     
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  2. M Solo
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    M Solo Fresh Outta London

    Feb 13, 2015
    Young Buck summed this universe up in all of 13 words.

    Just really wanna smoke my weed
    f--- these hoes and Stack My G's



    Honorable mention

    My teacher told me that I was a piece of s---
    Seen her the other day, driving a piece of s---
     
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  3. Winter
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    Winter Super Comfy

    Feb 13, 2015
    How did it take that long for someone to post this line?
     
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  4. aquaberryares
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    aquaberryares one time I made sex

    Feb 13, 2015
    Smh. Lookin at these average lines like :westbrook2:

    Hows he god
    if he lets lucifer let loose on us,
    That noose on us wont loosen up,
    But loose enough to juice us up. -3 stacks

    Yall needa come with it:50:
     
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    Blaza

    Feb 13, 2015
    You wanna know how I know I'm the s---?
    Cause I keep clogging up the toilet
    - J. Cole

    :sad2::whew::whew::whew::whew::whew:
     
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  6. Final
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    Final ⚘

    Feb 13, 2015
    omg dats obv a em line fa----
     
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  7. Wyte Mike
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    Wyte Mike o 2SIK WyTeY o

    Feb 13, 2015
    I know this is more than 2-3 bars, but tech killed this verse


    I've been looking for something supernatural for a long time now
    But I never got proof that a spiritural realm existed, wanted to find how
    Everybody sure of a supreme being, are people just seeing things?
    Wondering if we get wings, seems sick to believe in an extreme king
    I know it sounds far fetched, every night I put knees on the carpet
    Then I pray to who's up with the star set
    Cause the Earth in its self is a target
    For destruction, for combustion
    Cause there ain't too many you can trust in
    Think of all the women losing their husbands In Iraq a lot of killing and suffering
    What I hope for, seems folklore
    When the enemy kills and gloat more
    Cause they killin' us off in this hoax war
    Then I wake up yellin' and my throats sore
    Cause the fight's there, it's a nightmare
    If it come to me, I'm in my snipe wear
    If a bullet give my lung a slight tear
    I wanna believe that the light's there
    So all you Christians don't get mad at me
    I just hope your mystical magical miracles work in catastrophies
    And this ain't blasphemy, but artillery is my strategy
    I hope for a higher power when I look at all these tragedies
     
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  8. Blaza
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    Blaza

    Feb 13, 2015
    fight me fakket :thankful:
     
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  9. Zep
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    Zep Certified Feminist

    Feb 13, 2015
    "Then i take 4 shrooms in locked rooms,
    With Blocked fumes,then a shock looms
    then i zoom to a different room,to switch drugs" ~ @Drizze
     
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  10. game time67
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    game time67

    Feb 13, 2015
    "I switched my motto, instead of saying f--- tomorrow
    That buck that bought the bottle could have struck the lotto" - Nas
     
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  11. pluto✰
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    pluto✰ where the opioids?

    Feb 13, 2015
    :crine::crine::crine::crine:
     
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    tiiico

    Feb 14, 2015
    "Ha ha...And after we got done
    I said lady what's ya number she said 911
    Haaaaa..." --Weezy
     
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    Myril Resurrected

    Feb 14, 2015
    Cooler than the other side of the pillow
     
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    aleexz that's a zany name, ain't it ?

    Feb 14, 2015
    "Yes, I like pina coladas"
     
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  15. Drizze
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    Drizze

    Feb 15, 2015
    could you f---ing not I will k--- your unborn sister
     
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  16. Drizze
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    Drizze

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    "Im the Grim who Reaps & Reak of Death im on the streets
    Covered in Dry Blood and retreat to an ally and rally pissed of kids who were beat
    Meet and make a death tally become assassin and 3 times icrease the child salary
    a maniac,brainiac trained to over-react to close combat "- @Zep
     
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  17. wizkashiva
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    wizkashiva YOOOO JCN!

    Feb 15, 2015
    Simpsons fan :daps:
     
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  18. CSW
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    CSW Member 3461

    Feb 15, 2015
    someone should make an anonymous donation to get futurama back on the air

    js
     
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  19. wizkashiva
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    wizkashiva YOOOO JCN!

    Feb 15, 2015
    I was a late bloomer in liking Futurama but when I did it was a good alternative to Simpsons. But Simpsons was life :banderas:

    *Loads up Youtube for funny Simpsons video*
     
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    wizkashiva YOOOO JCN!

    Feb 15, 2015
    @csw621
     
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