Feb 17, 2015

*adjusts tie*

*looks over both shoulders*

*exits browser and turns off computer*

 

Feb 17, 2015

Uhh I see you forgot me...

@Bot forgot me I must be irrelevant
Or else this crackas just irrevent
Walking round like @JMG so arrogant
Whole squad like me @Skippy @DCG been killing it
Whole squad @Nay Nay @Narsh spit the realist s---
Mad smart when I'm spilling s---
Speaking of spilling s---
Your momma probably shoulda swallowed you
But I'll be just as effective when I slaughter you
Went over to visit @Koolo carnival cruise
Had him show me Devs wife's nudes
Your punk a--- tried to join us, sorry this a party for two
You're just not invited sucks to be you
You has man like @Mike Tyson
Have no friends, like Em, you ride solo
And like res you straight h---
Heart condition so unlike @Jet you can't smoke dro
See I'm a sick prick who is slick as @Slyk
Stuck my d-ck up in the forum, and fathered these crackas
So you don't gotta ask the forum, I'm the best rapper

Oh yeah and I get fellatio
For my post like ratio

 

Feb 17, 2015

First things first, this is just a friendly diss, nothing major small rhyme, I did one similar on SL, so enjoy and hope you guys don't take it the wrong way.

I'm about to cut you up like @Swizz cheese,
Hoe please you better get down on both knees,
I'm about to tear you to shreds,
oh your getting tired of my threads?,
I'm about to go @Mike Tyson on your a--- @Dew
Gonna tear you apart,
your f---ing with someone who has no heart
This rhyme is gonna make it to top of the charts
I'm going to be famous like @Jet & @Narsh with there raps
@M Solo is my bro, we go to clubs & pick up ho's even @Koolo goes
d--- this rhyme really blows,
but what do you expect from someone who supposely sucks at everything
I know this is getting embarrassing, but you can't blame me for trying
Surviving trying to reach plus member status
I never was at a point in my life where I was striving for something I really wanted
I am literally getting exhausted, but it will be all worth it in the end
I think I'm gonna just pretend this never happened and hope the haters respect it
If not next time it will be you b----.

 

Feb 17, 2015

I can only describe this in a few words. Suspensful, Deep, Poetic, Fingerless

 

Feb 17, 2015

Looks like its off an Eminem album from the last 5 years.

 

Feb 18, 2015

I can confirm @Bot and I goto clubs. Laugh at him but he'll f--- your b----. He's like the white Trey Songz.

 

Feb 5, 2026

This must be cgi cos I c no g's
It's a breeze like loose leaf,
I'm bruce, Lee, you? bruce leroy,
Oh boy it's a ploy to get the ripper, coi,
the rays hot today but my interest? paid in full,
Like ray ray jumpin high kicks, sigel'd that b----
Call him gillie.....

 

Feb 17, 2015

Ahem

Ayo, I got a game plan
I'll tear these posters down like Stan missing a telegram
Im the d--- man
I'll make @csw621 do a handstand while reciting Im Back and making a timeline of when Em went bye bye
I bet he can too, plus give me an outline that looks like tye dye
Color coded in case ive gone blind in my right eye
I'm like thanks guy, high five
Then I toss it in the trash like Em did relapse

 

Feb 5, 2026

Stan’s in the Sequel
But to be my equal you’ll need Diseal
Ignite an eagle in Regal and AMC
Nicole Kidman engulf my Speedo, please
I just need to tinkle in between the seats
Nobody see’s the previews this early
So I unzip my JINCO jeans, and proceed
Then suddenly I see Debbie in the front Waving
“MOMMY?!”
“Marshall What The f---?! Is that Pee?!!”
She came running up to my level
Like J Cole trying to shovel
“Sorry mom, i can explain in a song”
She grounded me like I was still twelve
“Where did we go wrong?”
“Well, the Pepsi fell Mom!
and the Movies about to come on”
Nicole use her thong to soak it all
But Mathers Ego’s are too strong
So we keep on arguing all night long

 

Feb 5, 2026

What's said in jest equals this pen in left
Hand, like a breast in said mans fecal,
.....................


stan the prequel

 

Feb 17, 2015

Dunno why I keep entering threads from the "Creative" section. Cringe factor is always at an all time high.

 

Feb 17, 2015

My complex metaphors and quadruple entendres make me one of the best out there; technically speaking

I eat s--- posters for breakfast, if you don't back off; you just might be next

 

Feb 17, 2015

Well there is one thing in your rhyme that you said was the truth.

/thread

 

Feb 17, 2015

Was this a throwaway from you and @JMG's planned collaboration album?

 

Feb 6, 2026

i’m like rachel and phoebe
being cancelled from tv
you a holes can’t see me
but i make it look easy
so just take it or leave it
or come play with my peepee
i don’t mean to sound seedy
it’s just the sound of my cd
i mean my ocd conking me
you just won the toxicity lottery
so f--- with me and all will be
lost like homer’s odyssey
and i don’t mean the simpsons
but they’re all still simps son
you talk about your skills bruh
i’ll be waiting till you bring some

 

Feb 5, 2026

This is what us emcees do for a livin’
It’s not a job. It’s a calling

 

Feb 5, 2026

f--- around and hogtie @Ripper Roo
i’m like a mogwai in the frickin booth
cuz he tried to step to your dude
then be like all’s fine i was kiddin you
cuz that’s what little piggies do
but guess what i’m with your boo
chloroform ready cuffs are 2
bout to hand her a d-ck or 2
cuz that’s what your kid’ll do
so i advise any adversary
to just pray to mother mary
or experience many varied
nightmares that are scary
enough to make the bravest wary
maybe beef is for the birds
but f--- it this my aviary

 

Feb 5, 2026

Ripper mention!