Feb 27, 2015

I honestly couldn't give much of a f--- what happens since I'll be dead, but I figure the least a------ thing to do would be not leaving a huge problem or expense for people left behind, and maybe doing some good for the world.
so donate my body to a med school, do one of those things where it helps grow a tree.
just don't pump me full of chemicals and bury me in a giant box, taking up land and leaching my formaldehyde laden remains into the groundwater.

 

Feb 25, 2015

You don't "splatter" ashes my n-----

 

Feb 25, 2015

When I die, bury me inside the liqour store.

Or next to 2 b------s. your choice.

 

Mar 2, 2015

what do you think that final second as you are gasping for air on your final breath..... that's got to be scary as s---. Then what? Blackness? So sad really. If I live to be 90, that's like 60 years left! s---.