Eminem Best Posts: Create your version of Em's next album

  1. because the internet
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    Apr 13, 2015
    Roots:
    (split in two halves, the first 9 tracks are like SSLP2, track 10 is Slim, Em & Marshall in one, and the last 9 tracks are like TES2, a reflection on his life and career)

    1. Public Service Announcement 2015 [Classic skit done in the same way as the first 2]
    2. Still Is... [2nd single - Follow up to My Name Is]
    3. The Aftermath of Shady (feat. Dr. Dre) [Look back on Shady Records & how everything was luck and every artist is trash]
    4. Crash Landing [How he blew up]
    5. Paul (Skit)
    6. Time Consuming (feat. Royce da 5'9") [time consuming b----, back & forth raps between them 2 each telling a story. Like The Reunion meets Fast Lane]
    7. Trailer Park Trash [like WTP but better]
    8. Ken (Skit)
    9. Poppin' (feat. D12) [drug track]
    10. Slim / Eminem / Marshall [9 min track in 3 parts, part 1 is from Slim Shady, part 2 from Em talking about fame, part 3 from Marshall talking about life]
    11. Surface Level [how everything he went through didn't affect him and only scratched the surface]
    12. Steve Berman (Skit)
    13. Alienated [being a white rapper]
    14. If I Never Had... [sequel to If I Had... from SSLP, talking about if he never had what he has now ie. money, fame]
    15. Phenomenal [1st single - rising above everything]
    16. Life After The Next [each stage of his life]
    17. Dig Deeper [how his fans tell him to go back to his roots but they are never satisfied]
    18. I Suppose (Interlude)
    19. Once In A Lifetime
    20. Wait At The Gate [he's never gonna fully leave music and will live on forever through his legacy]
     
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  2. attila
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    Apr 13, 2015
    1. Balls
    2. d-ck
    3. Big butt balls feat yelawolf
    4. Harassing little Sarah feat Hailie Jade
    5. Skit
    6. My favorite restaurants
    7. Burgers King vs McDonalds
    8. Nut Up
     
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  3. Krabby Patty
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    Krabby Patty OVOXO

    Apr 13, 2015
    FINE, YOU DONT WANNA TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY? we can do it...
    title: Tha Carter VII
    1. b------s N Burgers
    2. s---
    3. Young again (Ft. Young Thug & Young Jeezy)
    4. Shady Buttsex (Ft. Ariana Grande)
    5. Wigga me this
    6. Still s--- (Ft. 50 Cent)
    7. Coco remix
    8. Lube
    9. Coming Out The Closet
    10. Lyrical Spiritual Miracle (In your swimming pool)
    11. Wigga me that (Ft. 3pac)
    12. Deez hairy ballz (ft. Eminems Scrotum)
    12. Trap Ken
    13. Dingleberry
    14. Always s--- (ft. Vinilla Ice & Suge Knight)
    15. FACK PART 2
     
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  4. Krabby Patty
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    Krabby Patty OVOXO

    Apr 13, 2015
    Title: God Given Gift

    Tracklist:
    1. Rocky Balboa (Produced By: Eminem, Luis Resto*)
    [A metaphor for his career, compairing himself to Rocky]
    2. Blowing In The Wind (Ft. Yelawolf) (Produced By: Eminem, Luis Resto*) [Yelawolf sings the godly hook, as Em raps about retirement]
    3. In The Hot Water (Ft. SZA) (Produced By: Flying Lotus) [Terrence Martin performs an uncredited sax solo. Em slays and disses Lord Jamar, Iggy Azaliea, Azaliea Banks and Esham]
    4. Detroit Boy (Produced By: Eminem, Luis Resto*)
    [Slim Shady raps about not forgetting his roots]
    5. Live From The Underground (Ft. Tech N9ne, Snow Tha Product, Big K.R.I.T) (Produced by: No I.D)
    [a concept track set at the hip hop shop, with Em battling these 3 underground MC's]
    6. Shameful (Produced by: Eminem, Luis Resto*)
    [Marshall looks back on how he treated Kim]
    7. Mechanical Mercy (Produced by: T-MInus)
    [Rap God Pt. 2 basically, 5 minutes of technical mastery]
    8. Recess (Ft. Dr. Dre) (Produced by: Dr. Dre, Mark Batson*)
    [Unreleased Nate Dogg hook, Em and Dre take over recess aka the rap game]
    9. What The h---?? (Produced by: DJ Dahi)
    [Slim Shady funny song about Hailie and her boyfriends]
    10. Told Ya' So (Ft. D12) (Produced by: Mr. Porter)
    [Bizzare, Swifty, Mr. Porter and Kuniva join Em and diss Fuzz Scoota]
    11. Graduation Class (Produced by: Eminem, Luis Resto*)
    [Marshall talks about getting old and graduating in more ways then 1]
    12. 9-1-1 (Burning Bridges) (Ft. Kendrick Lamar & J. Cole) (Produced by Just Blaze, Bon1-da)
    [Em, Kdot and J. Cole rap about near-death experiences]
    12. Avenger (Produced by: Eminem, Luis Resto*)
    [Stadium Anthem about how hes an avenger to a saint]
    13. So Many Growing Pains (Produced by: Eminem, Luis Resto*)
    [Slim Shady track about maturing]
    14. Dear Marshall (Produced by: The Bass Brothers)
    [Final track written from the prospective of Proof]
    15. Ken Says Bye [Skit]
     
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  5. rapmusik
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    Apr 14, 2015
    kind of funny. just 2 or 3 years ago, people would have bashed on you for saying anything good about grimy ol' yellow wolf.

    I'm liking this change
     
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  6. Willou
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    Apr 14, 2015
    @Masterbigt man this one... 14. Dear Marshall (Produced by: The Bass Brothers)
    [Final track written from the prospective of Proof] ! YESSS. I WANT THIS SONG.
     
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  7. Flacko
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    Flacko Too Blessed To Be Humble

    Apr 13, 2015
    1. Fat Shady
    2. Dr Gay
    3. Fiddy Cents
    4. Hella Yella - Ft. Slaugterhouse & Yelawolf
    5. b---- please III
    6. s---
    7. Mcdonalds
    8. Deze Nuts
    9. Best Ever
    10. Loner
    11. Im rich
    12. Rosenburg Kitzz
     
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  8. Kon
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    Kon

    Apr 13, 2015
    The only way I have hope for Em's next album is if it's all instrumentals.
     
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  9. Saint
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    Apr 13, 2015
    No.
     
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  10. Young Sinatra
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    Young Sinatra I've moved, my new account is "Pato". Follow me!

    Apr 13, 2015
    1. inspirational Cliche Anthem
    2. Slim Shady Is Back, He Is Crazy Kids!!!
    3. Crazy Murderers feat. Slaughterhouse (Including Joe Budden rapping about the dead body of a Stripper)
    4. Slim Shady Is Back Again!!!
    5. Empty Bed (Cliche Track About Kim)
    6. Slim Shady Is Back.... Again!!!
    7. Lonely Nights (Track About Proof)
    8. b---- Please III feat. Dr Dre (The Team Is Back!!!)
    9. Demons Inside feat. Sia & Rihanna (Cliche Track About Fame)
    10. Slim Shady Is Back... AGAIN!!!
    11. The Best Rappers!!! feat. Kendrick Lamar (A Relevant Rapper!!!)
    12. Bad Fathers (Track about how Marshall discovered his daughter sucking the d-ck of a random guy)
    13. s--- A d-ck Haters!!! (Slim Shady Is BACK!!!)
     
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  11. Charlie Work
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    Charlie Work Level 5 Goblin

    Apr 13, 2015
    One 80 minute modal jazz piece entitled "Requiem for a Has-Been" with guest vocals by Yoko Ono.
     
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  12. SWERVO
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    SWERVO big cuntry's alias

    Apr 13, 2015
    it s----d luke
     
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