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  1. JMG
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    JMG Teflon

    Jan 16, 2022
    You had a long day at work so u stopped at the bar to have a few drinks. You then drive home in the rain to your empty house to check for Em news. Instead you walk in and he's sitting nude on your couch. Only thing covering his d-ck is the new album.

    What you gonna do?
     
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  2. poopdogg
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    poopdogg Retired

    Jan 17, 2022
    I would put a bbc dildo so deep in his a------ that he raps the whole rap god song for me after that c-m on his face and say to him don’t close your eyes p----. After we done i say to him please sent best wishes to hailie i miss her oh and buy #COTI
     
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  3. JMG
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    JMG Teflon

    Jan 16, 2022
    Great answer but this won't work. Em will be wearing a hood and his kango hat. I should of pointed that out but I will give you another chance.

    Winner of the thread gets Top Stan bragging rights btw.
     
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    Apr 24, 2024
  4. J630
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    J630 Annoying af

    Jan 16, 2022
    Crazy hardcore stans:
    "give him a wig, so that I'd be f---ing Hailie that night".
     
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    Apr 24, 2024
  5. CARNIFEX
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    CARNIFEX Get The Strap

    Jan 28, 2022
    :dead:

    Forum does not deserve you. Someone needs to make a best/funniest poop dogg post thread.
     
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  6. TheRealEbonIvore
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    Joined: Feb 22, 2011
    Location: Ottawa

    Jan 28, 2022
    The fact that I clicked on this - does that make me gay?
     
    Apr 24, 2024
  7. BIGFOOT
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    BIGFOOT More than a myth!

    Jan 17, 2022
    Walk up my stairs, open my big safe, pull out my shotgun and proceed to rob the queer c----.
     
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