Best Posts: JMG - Flatlined (Crookedeye diss)

  1. JMG
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    JMG

    Aug 17, 2023
    Sorry for the wait.

    @Crookedeye has 24 hours to respond.





    let me take you back, when this b---- was sitting in his flat
    he heard my new s---, now instantly he wishes he could rap
    but his neighbors might give him some flack, cause hes living in a shack
    he starts feeling brave after the boys convince him to act
    comes at the biggest name in the game, and he whispers on the track
    he says I aint important, but I need to hit him back asap
    now hes begging for it, but im still trying to figure out who this dork is
    and hows he gonna step on me with Jordans,
    when he tips toes
    around his floor trying to find a safe place to record in
    sounded like i was being attacked by James Corden
    gave the forum plenty of time to pray for him
    everyone knows that im gonna cook him
    says im offbeat, i think its his ears that are crooked
    alright listen here or look b----, i will show up to your crib
    start spitting, your neighbors will sit and listen in awe
    while your getting evicted and kick to the lawn
    ill get an applause, it aint cause you rap thats not whats pissing them off
    its cause you wack, they're just getting you back, thats what they're hitting the walls

    and everyone knows im gonna cook him
    hit him with a right hook, now his mouth is crooked
    probably should of kept my name out
    but you thought this would be a good way to get your name out
    so you make a sound cloud strictly just to chase clout
    now we all know why you needed a safe house
    could still blow your brains out, cause one eyes crooked with envy
    the others got an interred beam
    put on the silencer as a favor to your neighbors than empty
    the whole chamber on this hater fake mc, jealous dweeb
    who thought it would be okay to disrespect me
    everyone knows not to f--- with JMG, thats a fact
    cause im the goat and your a--- is grass, do the math
    tell the boys to run the bath one last time
    cause when im done ill need to be baptized
    fill that b---- till its capsized,
    like the amount of lies in his trash rhymes
    they will find him lying flat, in his flat, flat-lined
    i inspired and retired him at the same exact time
    and everyone knows im gonna cook him
    shoutout to the boys in the woods
    cause thats where im going put him



    @CreativeSXN @EminemSXN @OffTopic BS @DuragSZN @Staff
     
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  2. Ricky
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    Ricky mixtape: 05/16/26

    Aug 19, 2023
    1. Rhyming on a beat doesn't mean "my diss is better". What's the purpose of a diss? To offend an enemy, to make him/her look weak, to k--- that b------. Right?

    and 2. You're saying I'm a dog s---? Also noone on this site can rhyme on a beat? Nice. You'll find out.

    Beef SZN 3.5 is on @CreativeSXN @DuragSZN @COTIgang @OffTopic BS
     
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  3. JMG
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    JMG

    Aug 19, 2023
    Yep so lonely here on my sailboat. Can't stand how nice it is out here. Should of took my stupid yacht out instead. Fml

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  4. thecanibus
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    thecanibus Updated by Slyk bc I was wishing death on someone

    Aug 17, 2023
    Pray this stays strictly on wax.
     
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  5. thecanibus
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    thecanibus Updated by Slyk bc I was wishing death on someone

    Aug 17, 2023
    I see why half these users stick to there Eminem posting usually.
     
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  6. JMG
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    JMG

    Aug 17, 2023
    Ngl I had a few bad thoughts at first but my team talked me out of it. This kid has no clue about the beast inside though and even I am worried if it gets out again.
     
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  7. JMG
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    JMG

    Aug 17, 2023
    Yeah bro send me a track and I can jump on or maybe we can do a remix.

    Wow man that means a lot, thank you. I knew I was killing it but didn't think I would reach that level so quick. Maybe Em or Paul will take notice but not sure if I wanna sign a deal or stay independent.
     
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  8. JMG
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    JMG

    Aug 17, 2023
    Excuse me? He put you up to saying this? Keep d-ck riding him and you're next.
     
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  9. thecanibus
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    thecanibus Updated by Slyk bc I was wishing death on someone

    Aug 19, 2023
    Change your DP to evil Buu because there's NOTHING friendly about you.
     
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  10. GustavoJaxReloaded
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    Aug 17, 2023
    Can I jump in?
     
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  11. JMG
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    JMG

    Aug 17, 2023
    Appreciated. Spit it off the top. I am working on more serious music that will show a new side of JMG. I just had to get this out of the way.
     
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  12. ItsPwizz
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    ItsPwizz PlayWryte

    Aug 17, 2023
    One of your best efforts for sure, came through strong on this one :emoji_fire:
     
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  13. FiveOh1
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    FiveOh1 Egotistical

    Aug 20, 2023
    I think you prolly have. Ricky prolly in the Stu right now. Beef szn of the creative sxn great the first two times it happened. Got lots of people going.
     
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  14. JMG
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    JMG

    Aug 19, 2023
    Thanks for coming through with the facts @Ricky I'm down to meet you and 5 in the woods. I def don't mind cooking him smore.

    Also a few other bars that went over his head

    I rhymed flat 3 times while going into E minor

    Capsized = the amount of cap overflowed the bath

    Goat/ a--- is grass . Run the bath. Need him clean before I eat.

    Neighbors wacking the walls in revenge to his wack music.

    I'll break down the rest when I'm done sailing.
     
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  15. JMG
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    JMG

    Aug 17, 2023
    Em had it taken down so its gone. Glad we still have some witnesses. These nobodies don't even know who Koolo is. This is why I didn't want to respond.

    Check the HOF though because the reactions were great. Very proud of that. Doubt any of you remember Katashi but I was the one that reported him in the vents to 10k people.

    Man I could go on but its not about ego when you can back it up. I was once called a God's gift to forums and im just getting started.
     
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    FiveOh1 Egotistical

    Aug 17, 2023
    Yep
     
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  17. Crookedeye
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    Aug 17, 2023
    OMG I CANT WAIT TO HEAR THIS WHEN I GET HOME

    Bro took a month to reply to something I wrote in 3 hours and is demanding I respond within 24 lmao
     
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  18. JMG
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    JMG

    Aug 17, 2023
    I been ending careers for over 15 years. If I want info on you I will get it. Are u sure you want to proceed?
     
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  19. DKC
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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

    Aug 22, 2023
    I can't believe ppl who have been on this forum for nearly a decade or more like dj lithium still immediately chomp the jmg bait.

    @JMG is a true posting artist in that sense
     
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  20. CARNIFEX
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    CARNIFEX Get The Strap

    Aug 19, 2023
    Stand by my durag brothers if beefszn is here we're going to war and it's nothing but headshots
     
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