Aug 18, 2023

Lmfao you act as if i was taking you seriously

fa----

Imagine calling someone a sheep because they think imaginary pronouns are stupid

 

Aug 18, 2023

You do understand this is an internet forum and not real life right? It's also a half dead one at that.

My honest opinion is that you couldn't possibly fit in with people in real life so you use this s--- to fulfill your fantasies you could never really achieve in real life, and because your a sad lonely little c----.

 

Aug 18, 2023

Man the guppies are eating all the bait today!

They should rename this thread Feeding Frenzy 3.

 

Aug 19, 2023

Oh man, what @Crookedeye got himself into...

CrookedEYE, not Crooked I... went lyrical and all that, but JMG went personal with this one. Crook (once again, not Slaughterhouse supergroup member, I mean just a forum poster) had some witty bars, but JMG aka The Principal of School Of Posting came up with yet, another lesson.

"sounded like i was being attacked by James Corden" - meaning Crook (once again, a poster) ain't funny or special (maybe kinda is), just another copy cat of a rapper/entertainer, so is Corden - clone of the greats like Conan O'Brien, but less funny. Way less.

"says im offbeat, i think its his ears that are crooked" - c'mon, that bar is direct aim at his name and ability to listen to s---. Once again, he means poster, not the Crooked I aka the GOAT.

"probably should of kept my name out but you thought this would be a good way to get your name out" - man, the double entendre, the punchline, oh boy. This single bar > Crooked (poster, not the Slaughterhouse member) entire discography so far.

"put on the silencer as a favor to your neighbors" - haha, his neighbors hate Crooked (poster, not the best West Coast spitter) they wish his death was silent. They just want silence man.

"tell the boys to run the bath one last time
cause when im done ill need to be baptized" - whoa

"like the amount of lies in his trash rhymes
they will find him lying flat, in his flat, flat-lined" - nice wordplay, really hot s---

"shoutout to the boys in the woods
cause thats where im going put him" - Boyz In The Woodz x JMG collab is coming... SOON???!!!

 

Aug 19, 2023

We need to collab on some sxn80 exclusive, we kinda did with that other song, but I was just mixing, not rapping

 

Aug 19, 2023

Okay now I know you're trolling

 

Aug 19, 2023

I literally never ever trolled anyone, I'm too good of a guy to troll people brother

 

Aug 19, 2023

bruh this one bar is better than this mans whole career Its too complicated to even break down lmfaoo but il try...

You shootin but youre missing like a clone next to Darth Vader,
You think that you can rap but that s----s a--- man i cant hate yaa,
Im tired of this waste of space, you michelin star gazer,
Youre hungry but youre belting out "Oh Ryan" but arent Major

"IM TIRED/TYRE'D of this WASTE/WAIST of space... you Michelin Star Gazer.. (Michelin tyres and also Michelin star restaurants, tying back in with WAIST,,, youre HUNGRY but youre BELTING OUT (belting means shouting and also BELT coz hes HUNGRY,,,, OH RYAN, BECAUSE IM CALLING HIM GAY EARLIER, BUT ORION, AS IN ORIONS BELT,,,, BUT ARENT MAJOR, LIKE SAVING PRIVATE RYAN,,,, then i say "play an F-MINOR, which is the opposiote of MAJOR which is the common key for sad music coz its his funeral

LIKE BRO PLEASE

 

Aug 19, 2023

go have sex with hired whores coz you seem stressed ill buy her for him
c-m to your senses man you cant compete with my schemes,
See your future ends with me so say goodbye to rhyme dreams,
youll never make it as a rapper spitting s--- like piping,
God of war, I hit like psychic types, with the psybeam,

c-m to your SESNES, coz i bought him a hooker, and being a PSYCHIC is a sort of SENSE.... SEE YOUR FUTURE ends with me, but PSYCHICS LITERALLY SEE YOUR FUTURE,.... SPITTING s--- LIKE PIPING,,,,, SEWER PIPES LITERALLY SPIT OUT s---,,,,, GOD OF WAR IS A HOMOPHONE FOR GARDEVOIR THE "PSYCHIC TYPE" POKEMON WHOS MAIN ATTACK IS PSYBEAM WHICH CAN ALSO BE A TERM FOR GUN I GUESS

 

Aug 19, 2023

Hm, Star Trek bars, I like Vader, he was significant hero in this series

F-Minor? Man, I think I need to call Chris Hansen. Explain yourself.

 

Aug 19, 2023

I go BOO BOO, and leave him with a shining,
as if theres two ghouls that were standing right behind him

I GO BOO BOO, and leave him with a SHINING (as in punch him in the face twice and leave him with a "shining" meaning a black eye)....... but also the movie THE SHINING, which is famous for that scene where there are 2 GHOSTS (i said GHOULS but f--- it), and what do ghosts say??? they go BOO and there is 2 of them so it would be BOO BOO

 

Aug 19, 2023

i wish this dropped

 

Aug 19, 2023

If you gon' step to me, il leave you staring at my infantry,
Lyrics like an army, i draw soldiers when i ink a sheet,
the paper got so many shots youd think id found a military

if you gone STEP to me il leave you STARING but like STAIRS, STEP/STAIRS, at my INFANTRY,,,, LYRICS like an ARMY, I DRAW as in drawing/writing the lyrics, but DRAW like you DRAW a GUN from a holster,,,, when I INK a SHEET like BLOOD on a sheet of CLOTH like a t shirt,,, the PAPER got so many SHOTS youd think i found a MILITARY but I said it like a mili-TREE, coz PAPER comes from TREES

 

Aug 19, 2023

Eminem had a day off or sum?

 

Aug 19, 2023

All dude said was "he sounds like james corden and is too scared to record in his room" WHEN HE LITERALLY SAID HE GOES OUT TO RECORD IN HIS CAR FOR THE SAME f---ing REASON LMAO

 

Aug 19, 2023

Recording in a car means = mobile studio

superstars do that often

 

Aug 19, 2023

Alright bro, youre dog s--- as well idk why noone on this site can rhyme on beat

:p

 

Aug 19, 2023

1. Rhyming on a beat doesn't mean "my diss is better". What's the purpose of a diss? To offend an enemy, to make him/her look weak, to k--- that b------. Right?

and 2. You're saying I'm a dog s---? Also noone on this site can rhyme on a beat? Nice. You'll find out.

Beef SZN 3.5 is on @CreativeSXN @DuragSZN @COTIgang @OffTopic BS