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  1. StinkyCnter
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    StinkyCnter Stinks Bad Man

    Nov 9, 2023
    I'm a homeless trans woman. I deserve the snillet. I'll eat your a--- JMG, please God, this could feed my children.
     
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  2. Yeez
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    Yeez Yeez 5.0

    Nov 9, 2023
    I saw JMG at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
    He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

    I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
    The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
    When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

    I'm still in shock! Anyone else had similar experiences?
     
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  3. JMG
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    Joined: Dec 3, 2014

    JMG

    Nov 9, 2023
    Wow I'm flattered. Thanks everyone..
     
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    Jun 27, 2025
  4. CPR12345
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    Joined: Oct 23, 2020
    Location: Canada

    CPR12345

    Nov 9, 2023
    Im make a wish and my wish is for the snillet
     
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    Jun 27, 2025
  5. Squelchy
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    Joined: Feb 20, 2011

    Squelchy Eminem ALLWAYS goes last

    Nov 9, 2023
    Let's all lick JMGs arse
     
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    Jun 27, 2025
  6. jankland
    Posts: 13,951
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    Joined: Oct 22, 2020

    jankland In My Cringe Arc.

    Nov 9, 2023
    I am JMG's strongest soldier if JMG had one fan it's me, if JMG had no supporters it means I died.

    I grew up not knowing what true life was until I stumbled upon this land, like a mirage in the desert I found my oasis. And much like a mirage I thought it was fake at first but I realized my paradise appeared right before me. I need this opportunity to show you that I'm trustworthy and a worthwhile member of this community.

    Give me this shot and I won't let you down!!
     
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    Jun 27, 2025
  7. The Lyricvore
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    The Lyricvore My balls are gone.

    Nov 9, 2023
    Show the man some love yo!
    f--- the haters.

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    Jun 27, 2025
  8. scooba
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    scooba

    Nov 9, 2023
    JMG is cool
     
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    Jun 27, 2025
  9. StinkyCnter
    Posts: 903
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    StinkyCnter Stinks Bad Man

    Nov 9, 2023
    SHUT YOUR f---ing MOUTH JANK, YOU'RE RUINING THIS FOR ME

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  10. The Lyricvore
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    The Lyricvore My balls are gone.

    Nov 9, 2023
    As I sit here and think back on the days. To studioleaks. The almighty koolo. Fast forward today to the great @JMG the man of the hour. As we all join together for hype of the new Eminem album titled “wizard” . The stans will wear their wife beaters once again. As the sound of slim shady enters our ears.
     
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    Jun 27, 2025
  11. The Lyricvore
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    The Lyricvore My balls are gone.

    Nov 9, 2023
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  12. StinkyCnter
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    StinkyCnter Stinks Bad Man

    Nov 9, 2023
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  13. StinkyCnter
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    StinkyCnter Stinks Bad Man

    Nov 9, 2023
    And the winner is.....

    No one.

    We're all losers.

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