Aug 20, 2025 I got a polish sausage that gave Taylor the ick “That’s f---ing Sick, I’m gonna write a song about it” So she did, and the first lyric was this “1989 inches, that Poet was wicked. Oh how tragic, only if he was Kendrick I’d let him hit” Then she started rambling about Folklore Myths And a tours that paid her mansion rent d--- Swift, I can relate to your hits I’m a blonde idiot that plays victim s--- And I like football like Travis You ever seen the Lions win? I got a reputation too b---- We should get a collaboration And diss Ye while he vents Call it revenge of the real Europeans German midgets better split, When Slim and Taylor Blitz
Aug 21, 2025 Snark subreddits are s--- because realistically how much of a life do you have if you’re actively talking s--- about someone all day long on Reddit lmfao
Aug 21, 2025 Anyone who spends a significant amount of time on reddit posting needs to be lock away with the key thrown.
Aug 21, 2025 And anyone who spends a significant amount of time on section eighty posting should be given a noble peace prize and a sloppy bj
Aug 21, 2025 You and Sup need to get a room and hate f--- already. Maybe finally you won’t be a virgin boy anymore
Aug 21, 2025 I've been saying we gotta do a double wedding. He and his cousin and me and his other female cousin he pretends he doesn't have
Aug 21, 2025 You have to manually redeem it? You mean to tell me I could’ve been getting extra sloppy toppy on top of what I was already getting every night? f---. Maybe if I tell her I was crowned King of Section Eighty she’ll give me extra head
Aug 26, 2025 Im so glad I drafted Travis Swift in my fantasy football draft, now he can be extra distracted this season
