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  1. Nori
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    Nori ☺ Deadpool is my deformed bousin☺

    Jul 22, 2015
    Mod def, I'm undefeated though. I don't know if you want it (no h---) my boys nicknamed me Peruvian Sniper.
     
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  2. Oldboy
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    Oldboy

    Jul 22, 2015
    i dont like to talk to people anywhere
     
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    Nori ☺ Deadpool is my deformed bousin☺

    Jul 22, 2015
    If someone starts peeing next to me at the urinal I'll start backing up slowing and challenge them to a distance peeing contest to see who has the longest range.
     
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    AvB

    Jul 22, 2015
    I only s--- at home

    don't want someone talking to me while i'm playing candy crush
     
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  5. Deadpool
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    Deadpool the end

    Jul 22, 2015
    if there shi--ing i say

    "d--- n----- what u eat?"

    if there peeing i say

    "i know your d-ck aint as long as u peeing right now"

    if there washing there hands i say

    "d--- n----- did u dive in the toilet?"

    :drakelaugh:
     
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    Loyalty we go hard on earth

    Jul 22, 2015
    got the idea for this thread from a guy 2 stalls over
     
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    Worm Big Perm Big Worm

    Jul 22, 2015
    I have one rule for bathroom etiquette, and for life in general. If your penis is in your hand you can't talk to me
     
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    Jul 22, 2015
    d---, sounds fun. We should piss together some time
     
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    Loyalty we go hard on earth

    Jul 22, 2015
    At the urinals? While you're shi--ing? Is it okay at the sink after all embarrassing noises and bowel movements have passed?

    Discuss
     
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