Sep 15, 2015

double tag for maximus

@Mimi often visits my house for tea and biscuits

 

Aug 9, 2015

@Apoogies

 

Aug 7, 2015

THIS PART OF SXN80 HAS BEEN COLONIZED BY THE AUSTRALIANS.


National Anthem;


iconic Australian Golden Gatorade Billy;


Will continue to update this fine OP with more Aussie things.

 

Jan 31, 2016

f---ing Nollsy you legend. OP should have a Aussie Hall of Fame starting with this bloke.

 

Nov 5, 2015

spiders eat humans too

like little kids go missing

"dingo stole my baby"?? more like "Spidey stole my baby"

 

Aug 10, 2015

@Nori @NyKill
You know that sorta hipster-y trend, where you wear no shoes and be a hippy sorta thing?
DO NOT, NOT-WEAR SHOES IN AUSTRALIA.

Now I know what you're thinking, "but CoCo, i'll just take my shoes off and go swimming cause your country is so hot "
DO f---ing NOT. JUST WEAR SHOES EVERYWHERE.

"oh but CoCo, that's just a rock???"
and that's why you would die in australia. This is a stone fish, looks like a harmless rock right? WRONG. this c-----fish camoufalge's itself anywhere near rocks. So you'll be walking and all of a sudden you step on the f---er. stepping on a fish isn't too bad though, right? WRONG AGAIN. you step on this f----faced-c-----fish you're getting about 12 spines shot straight into your feet filled with poison.

 

Nov 6, 2015

live screen shot brudda

 

Sep 17, 2015

Guys, I'm gonna sound like an a------ for sharing this, but I just got back my UMAT results today and I got in the 94th percentile.

Spoiler: Yay

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

So Dr Threee might actually happen @Ordinary Joel lol

 

Sep 15, 2015

Dating sites don't usually work here. I tried that s--- and it was a rip-off. Then I finally walked outside for 5 minutes and found love... then became single again.

 

Sep 15, 2015

 

Sep 15, 2015

@Immy @gorealsteady @Jax

 

Sep 15, 2015

send me, @Mimi and @LateNightAtJoondi a small box of stickers and wel each cover a part of perth with stickers, at skate parks, in the city, on the train ect.

 

Sep 15, 2015

You've hit it?

 

Sep 15, 2015

Wtf i thought you lived in Australia not skyrim

 

Aug 19, 2015

Hi just wanted to say I'm official an Aussie I got my t - shirt today in that mail that says "I am a Australian"

 

Aug 19, 2015

 

Aug 19, 2015

@Mimi can be the fergie of the group
@Ordinary Joel on production
@Deadpool our tour manager
@TheRealNitro our rapper
@threee the poster boy
@Maximus backup vocallist for mimi
THUNDER DOWN UNDER

 

Aug 19, 2015

Our theme song.

 

Aug 7, 2015

we dont have the american bs filter

 

Aug 7, 2015

@GroovySlim is an Aussie?

Calling all Aussies @threee, @shudeye, @CoCo, @Mimi, @Jakey, @TheRealNitro, @Dev One