Best Posts: Do you think theres an afterlife?

  1. JFK
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    JFK Bleach on my t-shirt

    Sep 3, 2015
    The concept of traditional Christian heaven is such a selfish & ill-conceived idea. People are fed this mindless tale of an afterlife without taking the logistics into consideration.

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    "Let's do nice things while we're alive so we can walk around in robes after we die!"


    Heaven is:
    • Clouds
    • Angels
    • Sunlight
    • Nice people
    • That's it
    Obviously not everyone's idea of heaven is the same, but when you think about it, everything you couldn't do on Earth is what you'd want to do in heaven. Sex with multiple women. Drugs. Alcohol. Eating without consequences. Being lazy. Being selfish. Sleeping all f---ing day. Those aren't heavenly practices. If that's all I want to do in heaven, should I be allowed in? If I can't do those things in heaven, is it even better than Earth? It's a selfish paradox.

    It's like a child thought of this idea. Or just the first humans that evolved into worshipping the Sun whose brain was the size of a raisin.

    It's sad that educated humans need the threat of imprisonment in a fiery torture chamber for all of eternity just to be good people.
     
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  2. Narsh
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    Sep 3, 2015
    what lol
     
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  3. JFK
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    JFK Bleach on my t-shirt

    Sep 3, 2015
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  4. JFK
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    JFK Bleach on my t-shirt

    Sep 3, 2015
    Take a nap
     
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  5. M Solo
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    M Solo Fresh Outta London

    Sep 3, 2015


    If your only reason for being decent is the expectation of divine reward then you my friend are a piece of s---.




















    -My Goat
     
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  6. M.I.C.
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    Sep 1, 2015
    Atheists need to experiment with hallucinogens
     
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  7. Mimi
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    Mimi the art of doing nothing

    Sep 1, 2015
    The logical side of me say no, once our body ceases to function, that is it. We are put in the ground to rot away or we burned to ashes.

    The hippy side of me likes to think that our soul/mind possibly keeps existing. Not in the sense of being a ghost or going to heaven/h---, but as energy on this earth, something something magnetic fields, I dont know. Like I said I'm not coming at this view logically.
     
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  8. Tom Brady
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    Tom Brady "I'm a pretty good winner."

    Sep 3, 2015
    How can you take the notion of outer space and it's vast, infinite, ever expanding wonders and not, even for a second believe there's anything after this life? What's really the crazier idea, that we have 100 billion galaxies with things that we could not even begin to conceive as factual, or that you have a soul? To each his own, but it's pretty clear for me.
     
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  9. lil uzi vert stan
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    Sep 3, 2015
    @Skippy u need to go to college, quit "experimenting" with drugs and stop this theological debate NOW
     
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  10. DKC
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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

    Sep 3, 2015
    This transition from GroovySlim to David AHumbleServant confuses me more than csw's breakdown.
     
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  11. Worm
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    Worm Big Perm Big Worm

    Sep 3, 2015
    Once you die you get sent to a purgatory/flash sideways world and you think you're still alive until Desmond helps you realize you're already dead because of some d-ck head named Jacob

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  12. DKC
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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

    Sep 3, 2015
    >2015
    >not knowing if you're chosen to be in the Book of Life or not

    dumbass :dkk:
     
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  13. JFK
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    JFK Bleach on my t-shirt

    Sep 3, 2015
    What you experienced before you were born is the same thing you'll experience after you die.
     
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  14. Ricky
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    Ricky FORUM PRIME WILL BE BACK

    Sep 1, 2015
    I hope there's something, I hope we all see each other in the afterlife and create heaven80 forum
    :yelaaa:
     
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