Oct 5, 2015

"Livin at my mommas house, we argue every month" - Started From The Bottom

Every month? Ooh. Wow... You had it tough Drake. Try having you and your parents/siblings screaming at each other like almost every day.

 

Oct 5, 2015

Idk I feel like its gotta be something off What's My Name lol

 

Oct 5, 2015

them some of the best lines of his entire career fam

 

Oct 6, 2015

Last name ever, first name greatest

 

Oct 6, 2015

I dunno. I really can't think of any at the moment. Time to go listen to Drake's entire discography real quick.

 

Oct 6, 2015

HEAT OF THE MOMENT. I hate that song. That entire song a terrible line

 

Oct 6, 2015

I think this whole song is ironic since he didn't start anywhere close to the bottom.

 

Oct 6, 2015

Square root of 69 is 8 somethin, right? Cuz I been tryna work it out awwwwwwwww

 

Oct 6, 2015

 

Oct 6, 2015

ew

 

Oct 6, 2015

"Yeah, and you can spare me the accolades / I’m the reason you can find my city on the Atlas page."

pretty sure Toronto was on the map before you came along Drizzy, you know, considering it's Canada largest city and all

"Throw the p---- at me guaranteed you won't see a strike / I'ma hit it hard you gonna think you Derek Jeter wife."

Jeter ain't married and he was never a hard hitter, averaged 17 HR's a year

"Baby you finer than your fine cousin, and your cousin fine..."

Maybe in Drake's world girls f--- you no matter what you say, but in the real world, softly whispering to a woman how fine her cousin is is a guaranteed recipe for a slap and blue balls

 

Oct 6, 2015

You know I balled, chemo

 

Oct 7, 2015

And I'm on a roll like cottenelle I was made for all of this s---.

 

Oct 7, 2015

One of his GOAT lines tbh.