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  1. Mike02
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    Mike02

    Oct 10, 2015
    You put out 3 s--- albums, I'm surprised Dre let you.
    And let's be honest you ain't touched a woman since Kim left you.
     
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  2. Mano
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    Mano

    Oct 10, 2015
    Em, you claim your mom's a crackhead and Kim's a known slut
    So what's Hailie gon be when she grows up?

    Murdaaa :hovcry:
     
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  3. Him Shadow
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    Him Shadow

    Oct 10, 2015
    I'm starving - want some m&ms? naah I'm calm and ready
    to eat Hailie's sweaty vagina that smells like moms spaghetti
     
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  4. Big Dangerous
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    Big Dangerous World Heavyweight Champion

    Oct 10, 2015
    If I had a magic wand, I'd make Hailie s--- my d-ck
    Without a condom on, while I'm on the john
     
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  5. Thy
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    Thy 000000

    Oct 10, 2015
    An old man stuttering over wack beats, is all you are
    Even the devil be like, "even I ain't fall off heaven that hard"
     
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  6. Chad Warden
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    Chad Warden As Ballin As Possible

    Oct 10, 2015
    Shady's taking a rest because Em's not at his best
    He doesn't need Dre what he needs is Dr. West
     
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  7. Immy
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    Immy yikes

    Oct 10, 2015
    [​IMG]
     
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  8. Pato v3
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    Pato v3 exilio

    Oct 10, 2015
    Keep ignoring the world, you're making the fake look honest
    You ain't never going to improve reading Facebook comments
     
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  9. Pato v3
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    Pato v3 exilio

    Oct 10, 2015
    I can't end your career going with just two dope lines
    Because, what career? You're nothing but a jew's gold mine
     
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  10. Big Dangerous
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    Big Dangerous World Heavyweight Champion

    Oct 10, 2015
    b---- you keep tryin' but you only lose
    MFer, should've died like your homie Proof
     
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  11. NaKeD
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    NaKeD

    Oct 13, 2015
    You died with the wit, need fiber to s---
    Don't nobody wanna hear they grandfather spit (nope)
     
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  12. Mike02
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    Mike02

    Oct 10, 2015
    I decided to go full verse on him... :gun:

    You put out 3 s--- albums, I'm surprised Dre let you. And let's be honest you ain't touched a woman since Kim left you. You were successful, now you're a f---in joke. I'ma tell Trick Trick to have your ghetto pass revoked. Cuz you made the fans a promise and still let us down. You went from an icon to a f---in clown. It's all over now. You don't know what to do. And f--- your publicity stunt piece of s--- MMLP2. You got a monster.. talkin in your head? Well I ain't droppin this mic until your f---in dead. So let the blood shed.. I'ma steal your soul. Motherfuckin has-been at 42 years old. From platinum to gold.. your album sales are droppin and every artist on your labels albums keep on floppin. Slaughter & Yela moppin.. floors at Mickey Ds. I'm at Michigan State with a whor- straight lickin deez. And oh geez, she kinda looked like you. Pillow talked about your music and she said you're through. So whachu gonna do? You couldn't handle me barely, I'm a grown man dawg, I ain't Mariah Carey. I'ma leave you buried. So dawg here's your warning, you better hire more security when you go out touring. Your shows are boring.. with your poppy hooks. Halfway crook in the booth straight gotchu shook. Recovery was overlooked.. man that s--- was a classic, but all the trash you dropped since is gonna get your a--- kicked. This may be a little drastic.. they're like "Dawg you killed em" but I just gave this MFer my #ArchDoggOpinion
     
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  13. Pato v3
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    Pato v3 exilio

    Oct 10, 2015
    A ghost trapped in a beat, but I've heard some voices say
    That you don't need a seismograph to get through Royce's head
     
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  14. Thy
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    Thy 000000

    Oct 10, 2015
    Lets tweet this to PAUL.
     
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  15. because the internet
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    because the internet

    Oct 10, 2015
    You are white, you are a f---ing bum
    You do live in a trailer park wit' yo mum
     
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  16. Him Shadow
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    Him Shadow

    Oct 10, 2015
    Things just ain't the same for Mathers
    Hailie's p---- is fresh tho that's all that matters

    :whylie:
     
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  17. Thy
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    Thy 000000

    Oct 10, 2015
    n----s can't articulate a diss without halie....
     
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  18. Pato v3
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    Pato v3 exilio

    Oct 10, 2015
    Not at all man, not at all

    :adaddsa:
     
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  19. King of Kings
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    King of Kings Who Dey

    Oct 10, 2015
    You go from underground to multi million dollar success,
    Now you can't stay on beat if it was life or death.
     
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  20. Immy
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    Immy yikes

    Oct 10, 2015
    Yeah ik:useyourhead:

    I was trying to be funny
     
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