Dec 29, 2014

Lmao, i used to f--- with a polish girl, & once we finished, her family used to make me home-made polish food, they thought i was polish (as most irish people are pasty white, im quite tanned & people mistake me for being a foreigner, i have had people speaking Polish,Latvian,Dutch & Lithuanian to me over years) so i couldnt understand a word they were saying to me, but it was cool as f--- getting food after f---ing her, it was like i was awarded lol

The same thing used to happen too with my ex girlfriend (who is lithuanian), she lived in an apartment with her two sisters, the walls were paper thick & they could hear everything, the reason i know they could hear everything is, i could hear them talking while i was getting my ron jeremy on lmao

 

Dec 20, 2014

@DoCE can't comment. He was on flight 370 Malaysia Airlines

 

Aug 1, 2015

What's a bad situation you've found yourself in?

Just recently with the movie theater shooting in my home town and how myself and my children were supposed to be there while it was happening, I've started thinking about how easy it is to forget how fragile life is.

Just yesterday my girlfriend and I were shopping at Lowe's when we were alerted that a gunman was in the store. We were rushed into the employee break room with other workers and customers and told very little about the situation. All I could think about was how there were no locks on the door and no escape route out of the room we were in, other than the door we entered and into the store.

I texted my mom and told her the situation and also my ex gf to tell her that I loved my children with all of my heart. The situation ended very quickly and I was cool with it up until I talked to my daughter who is 4 going on 5 and realized that I could have easily been killed, leaving behind my beautiful children and the rest of my family.

I know s--- happens all over the place worse than what I went through but when you're in it everything else feels small in comparison. My heart goes out to ppl who live like that in their day to day lives.

 

Dec 20, 2014

nah he had a parachute and jumped to safety last second. Problem was he was stuck in the middle of the Indian Ocean but he met a fish named Nemo who was trying to get home as well so they worked together and made it home. But then he had to take another plane to get home....guess what happens? Plane he's on is the other Malaysia airlines the Russians shot down, crazy right? But he had a Dasani he was drinking at the time and was able to extinguish the flames around him before jumping out and landing on a trampoline. Now he's just trying to scrap money together to get a computer so he can post about it

 

Dec 28, 2014

I experiment it at least three times.
First time, I was 12. I practiced surf with a homie. We ignored all the warnings around the beach which forbid swimming. We really didnt give a f--- despite waves were high. So we surfed and then waves just stopped. We went far. We thought that these warnings were a joke. Then high waves just began back. My homie understand that and left his board to swim underwater. Me ? I was like a f---in r----- trying to fight waves. And i lost. I drowned and drank waters believing it will stop waves. I fought i was finished... Fortunately, the waves stopped again and my homie saved me. He was like Jesus this day. I would like to thank this MFer who attempt to k--- me several times.

 

Aug 19, 2017

Well I've attempted suicide 3 times so I guess those were the closest moments I've been to dying

 

Aug 19, 2017

ducked a shooting in 10th grade.

 

Aug 1, 2015

Parents were told I wouldn't live past 8 months old due to weak muscles and such.

 

Aug 1, 2015

it was in a terrible car accident when i was 6. we t-boned a car that was going the wrong way and i wasnt wearing a seatbelt in the front seat and the airbag didnt go off so i hit my chest against the dashboard a good 2-3 times pretty hard. it hurt so bad i couldnt breathe i remember yelling at my mom, "i can't breathe im dying help me" and i really did feel like i was dying bc i couldnt get any air in my lungs. idk if it was shock or the impact or a combination. meanwhile my poor mom had fractured ribs trying to make sure i wasnt really dying. but yeah. my stubborn lil a--- shouldnt have been in the front, let alone without a seatbelt. lesson learned.

 

May 26, 2015

I was once seated between 2 very large people on a plane, I swear at one point they were causing turbulence

 

Dec 28, 2014

When I was baby, my pops told me that me and him were involved in a hit and run with an 18 wheeler. At the time, he had this small pick-up truck(forgot what kind) and I guess the 18 wheeler was making a turn and somehow rolled up on my side of the pick-up truck(I'm in a car seat and in the front) nearly crushing me, so my pops checks to see if I'm alright and while he was doing that the truck just kept it moving. So he calls my mom and was like "baby we got into an accident" so we pull up and my mom is hysterical tryna see if I was hurtbut after all that they never took me to the hospital or anything to be sure I was ok

 

Dec 28, 2014

This other time I left my girls house with her going back our college town and so like 10 min out her town it's nothing but grass and roads and so I'm driving going like 75 80 and there's a orange flashing stop light and on the other road coming across are stop signs. As I'm approaching this light I notice this big a--- truck is driving fast and I'm like wtf slow down and next thing you know I'm like 5 feet from the light and this coon runs the stop sign n----- going 90 at least. I tried telling my gf somethjnng but I choked up and my heart stopped this fa---- somehow hits the breaks and skids hard-core and I justtt pass him somehow and he keeps going just managed to slow down and not hit me. dawg I start yelling at life after I see his a--- pass me in my rear view . I thought that was it for us. I was so scared. I felt bad cause I felt like it woulda been my fault a coon been scared passing lights ever since

 

Dec 20, 2014

threw a tied up plastic bag full of my piss off the top of my building and hit a leader of the crips, i actually wrote a story about this before titled get pissed on or die trying.

 

Dec 20, 2014

When I was like 6, I went to a public pool with my grandparents. I couldn't swim so whenever my grandpa would go to the deeper end I would follow him but hold on against the wall. So we were in like the 8ft area and he was treding water with his back towards me. I figured I'd be able to push off the wall and grab onto his back because he wasn't that far away from me. So, the second I pushed off the wall to grab onto his back he swam under water and I completely missed him lol so there I was... Stranded in the middle of the deep end of the pool, clearly struggling to keep my head above water, I think my head dunked under the water like 3 or 4 times lol I remember thinking to myself there's a bunch of people in this pool, someone has to recognize me over here about to die lol and surely no one did. I remember after like the forth time my head dunked under water I was really tired from swinging my arms and legs so much trying to grab on to something or move towards the wall, I thought to myself I can't keep this us, the next time I get my head above water I have to make an all out effort towards the wall and luckily I was able too. Don't know how I did it, I just got like all my momentum and pushed myself towards the wall lol. Didn't swim for like a year after that until my grandparents made me take swimming lessons lol.

 

Aug 20, 2017

Using ktt huh?

 

Aug 19, 2017

thats what i was sayin. i aint tryin to run at seven in the morning. like the f---

 

Aug 19, 2017

This one time when I was 6 or 7, I went swimming in 6 deep water (bad idea) and I let go of the ledge. I was underwater for about 25 seconds and at this point I gave up and was ready to just drown. Suddenly my mother's friend pulls me up and I don't die! What stories do you guys have?


~Oishī?

 

Aug 1, 2015

I almost had a heart attack when Rodeo got delayed

 

Aug 1, 2015

"I once tried to rebuttal against Drake and got ethered" -Meek Mill