Eminem Best Posts: How to be a Stan - A tutorial

  1. larn
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    larn I heard you're good with them soft lips

    Nov 28, 2015
    Just for kicks - How to be a Stan - A tutorial

    1. Listen to only one artist (in this case Eminem) and from that come to the conclusion that he's the best rapper in the world, disregarding guys like Nas or Andre 3000.
    2. Argue that Eminem is the only rapper that doesn't talk about cars, money and b------s.
    3. Comment on youtube that Eminem is the best 'r---r'.
    4. Comment on Eminem's official Fb page with a meme involving Justin Bieber that goes like this: God sent me to this Earth to make music - in which Eminems replies : "No, I didn't".
    5. Say that Eminem's shouting flow gives you goosebumps.
    6. Hate on Jay-Z.
    7.Realize that Lil Wayne is gay and Marshall is the only one that mathers.
    8. Enjoy Encore.
    9. Get a corny tattoe with an even cornier font that says sth like "Shady" ( This is a metamorphosis of being a stan )
    10. Never back down.

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  2. Jerome
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    Nov 28, 2015
    Is that really necessary? (especially in the EmSXN)

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    Thy 000000

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  4. Jehovah
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    Jehovah SB3

    Nov 28, 2015
    Cringe post by a Eminem stan
     
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  5. Him Shadow
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    Him Shadow Nightcrawler

    Nov 28, 2015
    I do none of these, come on I just made a sculpture of Eminem, this must be incorrect:Em6:

    you should ask @DMX for help, he's a 100% stan
     
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  6. Rubens
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    Rubens The truth is an offense but not a sin

    Nov 28, 2015
    i thought thread was made by DMX
     
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  7. DMX
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    DMX

    Nov 28, 2015
    Just for kicks - How to be a Stan - A tutorial
    1. Listen to only one artist (in this case Eminem) and from that come to the conclusion that he's the best rapper in the world, disregarding guys like Nas or Andre 3000.
    - I listen to many rappers and rock, and pop. Eminem is the best according to a big poll last year. so don't even argue it.
    2. Argue that Eminem is the only rapper that doesn't talk about cars, money and b------s.
    - It is the truth. He wears G-Shock, was wondering if he can afford Rolex. maybe he talked in a song or two.
    3. Comment on youtube that Eminem is the best 'r---r'.
    - I don't comment on youtube, just like his videos
    4. Comment on Eminem's official Fb page with a meme involving Justin Bieber that goes like this: God sent me to this Earth to make music - in which Eminems replies : "No, I didn't".
    - I don't use Facebook + I wouldn't put dirty Briber in Eminem's official page.
    5. Say that Eminem's shouting flow gives you goosebumps.
    - Yes it does, and I will.
    6. Hate on Jay-Z.
    - He's great rapper, I love his old s---, but ask Nas who renegaded him.
    7.Realize that Lil Wayne is gay and Marshall is the only one that mathers.
    - You mean Lil Gayne ?
    8. Enjoy Encore.
    - It does have couple of 10/10 songs.
    9. Get a corny tattoe with an even cornier font that says sth like "Shady" ( This is a metamorphosis of being a stan )
    - I don't do tattoos
    10. Never back down.
    - Combat man,, opps I mean calm batman.
     
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