Jan 17, 2016

Shady music executive: Mr. Cudder thanks for taking the time to meet with me





























Mr. Rager: Yea yea cut the s--- Universal peon sup with the armed soldiers






Shady music executive: Oh those guys?


Shady music executive: haha
just a precaution
we do this with all our "poppin" clientele
Should of seen what we had to do to get The Weeknd to sit down with us

Anyway
Scott reason I got you here is we haven't heard much from you recently...
Last project we received from you was Satellite Flight

Shady Music executive: Now we appreciate your effort to give us more of your Man on the Moon type music like we asked
but that was back in 2014 and we still don't have Man on the Moon 3

the consumers tastes have changed
it's all about trap ticks and bass now
repeating the same 3 or 4 words throughout the song
DJ Mustard
J Cole
You know Rick Ross put out 2 albums alone this year?


Mr. Rager: They were trash



Shady Music executive: Yes yes but it was still 2 albums compared to your... well 0.

Whats wrong Mr. Cudi?
something we can do?


Mr. Rager: Nobody can tam- help me
I beat to my own drum
You will get music when I feel like giving you music




HAHAHAHAHAHA




Shady Music executive: Oh Scott

You know as well as anyone how this game works

















We get what we want with or without your cooperation

Scott: OK

OK

AHHHHHHH

OK
IM WORKING ON AN ALBUM NOW

IM WORKING ON AN ALBUM NOW!!!!!






Shady Music executive: Puuuurfect when can we expect it.













Shady Music executive: Scott that might work with your fans but not here..




MEN!!

Mr.Rager: OK OK
I CAN PUT SOMETHING OUT THIS YEAR!!!!
PLEASE NO MORE!

NOOOOOOOOOO

IT'S...


IT'S


ITS A MAN ON THE MOON PROJECT!!!



Shady music executive: Perfect.


We will be waiting..





























































































































Scott: I can't let them get their hands on my final Man on the Moon project Dot






Scott: once I give them what they wanted they will hit me over the head and toss me in the n*gger hole
Who do I look like Poope' Fiasco?
I didn't sign up for this s--- Dot
I didn't sign up for this...
How do I give everyone an album but also piss them off and lose trust in my fanbase to the point where I can just


vanish







































Now I know how Cobain felt



































































































Cobain..

The End

edited by: Topdawg 1/17/2016​

 

Jan 17, 2016

OP delivered :konalol:

 

Jan 17, 2016

hey guy im just trying to entertain on a boring sunday
I like making threads
dont have to be a d-ck move on

 

Jan 17, 2016

One of the worst albums of 2015

 

Jan 17, 2016

Scene: Cudi is making the album and one of his yes-men walk into the room

"how does this sound"
"great cudi can i s--- your d-ck"

And now we have SBTH.