Best Posts: How do I know my girl is a hoe?

  1. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    Apr 5, 2016
    Im dating this new chick, I asked her who her favourite artist was and she said Future. That immediately attracted me to her, and we've gotten semi serious but the further we get, the more I start to think she's a reformed hoe. the way she s--- d-ck, the way she sing along to the most hoeish lyrics by heart, even the way she calls me daddy. idk, the thing is, this chick is legit a good girl so i would never expect this from her, but thinking back, the fact that she said FUTURE was her favourite rapper should have been the first red flag.

    so i need to know if she's a reformed hoe once and for all. i'm thinking of slipping her a low key questionnaire saying it's a census canada supplementary form or something with some questions that will allow me to gauge her hoe levels. help me come up with some. so far i got:

    1. How frequently do you eat pineapples?
    If it's often, she's a hoe

    2. Use the word "girth" in a sentence.
    If her answer gives you any d-ck vibes, she's a hoe.

    3. Show me some low-key spots in the city.
    If they're really low key, she's a hoe as she's probably f----- there in the past.

    4. Do you eat a footlong sub or 6 inch at subway?
    If she says footlong, she def a hoe.

    5. Who is your best friend?
    If her best friend is a hoe, she's prob a hoe as well.
     
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  2. Nori
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    Nori ☺ Deadpool is my deformed bousin☺

    Apr 5, 2016
    If she use Sectioneighty, she a hoe :wow2:
     
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  3. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    Apr 5, 2016
    the thing is one time i was f---ing her face and then for some reason the future bars "ima f--- that DA lady in her mouf doe" popped up in my head and i had this epiphany that her favourite artist being future was the first hoe red flag of our relationship.

    and then i nervously came but that's prob TMI
     
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  4. Lonny Breaux
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    Lonny Breaux I think my nuts look better on her face

    Apr 5, 2016
     
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  5. Proto
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    Proto drippin so pretty

    Apr 5, 2016
    if she uses the dog filter on snapchat she's a hoe
     
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  6. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    Apr 5, 2016
    fuk good job pato, idk why i didn't think of that myself

    i'll find out if she a hoe AND if she basic all in one question
     
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  7. Boos
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    Boos Nova Nation

    Apr 5, 2016
    if she has more than 1000 followers on instagram she's a hoe
     
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  8. Lil Squeed
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    Lil Squeed French Montana Stan

    Apr 5, 2016
    If she thinks Recovery is Em's best album
    She's probably DMX in a hoe costume
    :eminem2:
     
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  9. A R T
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    A R T ALLPOSITIVEVIBES | LONG. LIVE.| FutureHive |

    Apr 5, 2016
    this actually not true anymore
    i'd put it at 2000
     
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  10. YungGawd
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    YungGawd #PASSPORTBOYS

    Apr 5, 2016
    If she thinks that amber rose is empowering women thens she a hoe
     
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  11. A R T
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    A R T ALLPOSITIVEVIBES | LONG. LIVE.| FutureHive |

    Apr 5, 2016
    put on "work" and observe what she does
     
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  12. A R T
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    Apr 5, 2016
    if she said her favorite artist is Future it dont matter if she a hoe
    cuff that
     
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  13. Deadpool
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    Deadpool the end

    Apr 5, 2016
    d--- that self realization lmfao

    - DP
     
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  14. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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    Apr 5, 2016
    this how I know ur canadian lol
     
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  15. Deadpool
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    Deadpool the end

    Apr 5, 2016
    feel like mike is drunk

    - DP
     
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  16. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    Apr 5, 2016
    like whenever kanye says "i know theres corny b------s u wish u could unfollow, i know there's corny n----s u wish u could unswallow" her impassioned voice singing along to those lyrics just echoes in my head man.

    i'm f---ing cheesed i shoulda seen the early signs.
     
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    Apr 5, 2016
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  18. Pato v3
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    Pato v3 exilio

    Apr 5, 2016
    Ask her if she likes Bryson Tiller
     
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  19. Ricky
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    Ricky HIP-HOP CEO ™

    Apr 5, 2016
    Ask her how many times a day she charge her phone, if twice and more - she a hoe.
     
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  20. Kanye Rest
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    Kanye Rest Drive slow homie

    Apr 5, 2016
    1. She has mostly guy friends and doesn't get along with girls.
    2. She doesn't usually wear panties.
    3. Her female friends are sluts.
    4. She constantly goes from guy-to-guy and doesn't have a break.
    5. She lets you f--- her without a condom the first time you have sex.
    6. She's a little TOO good at sucking d-ck.
    7. She's really cool with her dad and he lets her do whatever she wants.
    8. She's always "traveling" but doesn't have the type of job to make travel money.
    9. She says she's just "free spirited"
    10. She talks about other guys she's been with in a bragging tone.
     
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