Apr 5, 2016Im dating this new chick, I asked her who her favourite artist was and she said Future. That immediately attracted me to her, and we've gotten semi serious but the further we get, the more I start to think she's a reformed hoe. the way she s--- d-ck, the way she sing along to the most hoeish lyrics by heart, even the way she calls me daddy. idk, the thing is, this chick is legit a good girl so i would never expect this from her, but thinking back, the fact that she said FUTURE was her favourite rapper should have been the first red flag.
so i need to know if she's a reformed hoe once and for all. i'm thinking of slipping her a low key questionnaire saying it's a census canada supplementary form or something with some questions that will allow me to gauge her hoe levels. help me come up with some. so far i got:
1. How frequently do you eat pineapples?
If it's often, she's a hoe
2. Use the word "girth" in a sentence.
If her answer gives you any d-ck vibes, she's a hoe.
3. Show me some low-key spots in the city.
If they're really low key, she's a hoe as she's probably f----- there in the past.
4. Do you eat a footlong sub or 6 inch at subway?
If she says footlong, she def a hoe.
5. Who is your best friend?
If her best friend is a hoe, she's prob a hoe as well.
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Apr 5, 2016
If she use Sectioneighty, she a hoe -
Apr 5, 2016
and then i nervously came but that's prob TMISmeetthaloc, Poohdini, Loyalty and 14 others like this. -
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Apr 5, 2016
if she uses the dog filter on snapchat she's a hoePoohdini, Zep, sxneighty123 and 13 others like this. -
Apr 5, 2016
i'll find out if she a hoe AND if she basic all in one question -
Apr 5, 2016
if she has more than 1000 followers on instagram she's a hoeSleepyGhost, sxneighty123, marmin shkreli and 13 others like this. -
Apr 5, 2016
If she thinks Recovery is Em's best album
She's probably DMX in a hoe costume
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Apr 5, 2016
i'd put it at 2000sxneighty123, marmin shkreli, Groovy Tony and 9 others like this. -
Apr 5, 2016
If she thinks that amber rose is empowering women thens she a hoePoohdini, Five6k, sxneighty123 and 8 others like this. -
Apr 5, 2016
put on "work" and observe what she doesshahidah, sxneighty123, dkdnfbdjdkdddjdjfvcgfl and 8 others like this. -
Apr 5, 2016
if she said her favorite artist is Future it dont matter if she a hoe
cuff thatsxneighty123, Groovy Tony, dkdnfbdjdkdddjdjfvcgfl and 8 others like this. -
Apr 5, 2016
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Apr 5, 2016
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Apr 5, 2016
feel like mike is drunk
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Apr 5, 2016
like whenever kanye says "i know theres corny b------s u wish u could unfollow, i know there's corny n----s u wish u could unswallow" her impassioned voice singing along to those lyrics just echoes in my head man.
i'm f---ing cheesed i shoulda seen the early signs.Poohdini, dkdnfbdjdkdddjdjfvcgfl, Jehovah and 5 others like this. -
Apr 5, 2016
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Apr 5, 2016
Ask her if she likes Bryson Tillersxneighty123, marmin shkreli, Ordinary Joel and 5 others like this. -
Apr 5, 2016
Ask her how many times a day she charge her phone, if twice and more - she a hoe.asvdawg, FlawlessT, Ordinary Joel and 4 others like this. -
Apr 5, 2016
1. She has mostly guy friends and doesn't get along with girls.
2. She doesn't usually wear panties.
3. Her female friends are sluts.
4. She constantly goes from guy-to-guy and doesn't have a break.
5. She lets you f--- her without a condom the first time you have sex.
6. She's a little TOO good at sucking d-ck.
7. She's really cool with her dad and he lets her do whatever she wants.
8. She's always "traveling" but doesn't have the type of job to make travel money.
9. She says she's just "free spirited"
10. She talks about other guys she's been with in a bragging tone.Last edited: Apr 5, 2016Poohdini, boyz n the suburbs, Ordinary Joel and 4 others like this.