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  1. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    May 4, 2016
    and photos of said penis

    i sent a girl a picture of my d-ck, and she sent it back with a crown emoji on the head, and idk how to feel

    should i feel flattered that she's trying to crown my d-ck king
    or should i feel some type of way that my d-ck pic wasn't all the way enamouring, so little so that she found time to do arts and crafts with it

    i don't know how to handle this, it's never happened to me before
     
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  2. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    May 4, 2016
    tf this s--- first my girl doing gay s--- to me, now my own site is too:
    Screen Shot 2016-05-04 at 4.25.42 PM.png
     
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  3. Mike Tyson
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    May 4, 2016
    we're f---ing and i'm lite skin so that automatically means i'm in love with her
     
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  4. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    May 4, 2016
    midnite last nite we start sexting
    sexting leads to a d-ck pic, and she likes videos so i sent one of those
    she sent me 2 videos back as sexting continued
    i came not 5 mins after said videos, because i like to keep expectations low so she doesn't expect a 1 hour marathon when we fk
    passed the fk out

    next morning
    i make reference to my d-ck
    she sends me back a pic of my d-ck with a crown emoji
    i said: don't send me d-ck pics even if they my own, I'm not gay
    and she said: "Hahaha jus wanted to dress u up a little:

    wtf bro like, my d-ck isnt small or nothing wtf this s--- mean
     
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  5. Mike Tyson
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    May 4, 2016
    well my exact words were "don't ever blow my phone up with d-ck pics, even if they my own. I'm not gay"
     
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  6. Loyalty
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    Loyalty we go hard on earth

    May 4, 2016
    send back some pics of her t-ts with emojis on the nips

    and i dont mean iphone emojis

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  7. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    May 4, 2016
    10/10 expert advice
    username checks out
     
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  8. Mike Tyson
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    May 4, 2016
    and it might be important to note that my d-ck was a bit ashy, i knew i should have used moisturizer before taking a pic but it was so in the moment
     
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    aquaberryares one time I made sex

    May 5, 2016
    d--- I missed this thread and couldnt give bro advice on this earlier. Come on bro you should know what to do already. She blessed your penis with a crown, your d-ck is now royalty.

    The traditional thing to do would be to have her wear her nice panties before sex next time. Have her strip down to them, kneel down in front of you and bow hear head as you lightly touch your d-ck on her left shoulder, then her right and softly place on top of her head. If your penis is really king your ballsack should not be caressing her forehead at this point. You can give a small speech and make sure to place this song on cue. It is very key.

     
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    Cyreides gfy

    May 5, 2016
    dry or die
     
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  11. Mike Tyson
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    May 4, 2016
    yo dont let me suffer in silence I'm pre rattled dawg

    first views flopped now this
     
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    aquaberryares one time I made sex

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    She is now knighted as your main b----
     
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  13. Mike Tyson
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    May 5, 2016
    yo @YDB got me legit f----- up, i'm on yahoo answers

    https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110202134435AAr5Djn

    :laff: f---
     
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  14. Soldier
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    May 4, 2016
    at least u admit it.

    and honestly, idk, i never had this problem so i'd say just go d-ck her down good right now.
     
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  15. Mike Tyson
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    Yo this thread just got way to real :lol6:
     
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    May 5, 2016
    Beautiful Anecdote. 10/10 a must read
     
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    Slyk God made a prophet.

    May 5, 2016
    Adsense legit hinting that I need to use febreze on my d-ck now...f---, Has has an ashy d-ck and now I'm f----- up self-conscious about having a smelly sac.
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  18. Mike Tyson
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    May 4, 2016
    shut up, i'm in a f---ing crisis and you're hitting this thread sideways with these jokes

    go grind on ya n----- at the next thugger concert u fakket
     
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    May 4, 2016
    That's adorable.
    I'd do something like that.
     
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  20. Mike Tyson
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    May 4, 2016
    i mean she sent nudes back, but we were sexting at the time so idk if that means anything

    i don't send d-ck pics out of left any more
     
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