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    Jun 3, 2016
    Drugs
     
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  2. Poohdini
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    Jun 3, 2016
    Hahaha man at least a handful of times for me.

    One time, I was on a 1st date with a girl who would later become my crazy a--- gf [ex now]. 1st time I'd ever hung out with her, she's groping me in the theater like Vince Vaughn in Wedding Crashers
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    We walk out not 2 seconds after the credits start to roll. I tell her to pull up in this lowkey spot in my buddies neighborhood. I run inside to take a piss and grab a rubber.

    Get back into her car and immediately hop in the backseat. I'm sitting in the middle, I look up and this b---- had her panties off before I could blink, face down a--- up ready to go.

    I grab the condom, and I'm no mandingo but this thing was like a f---in guillotine on my d-ck. I tried to wrestle it on but it wasn't happening. I threw it out the window and enjoyed one of the best rides of my lifeeeeeee.

    Moral of the story, if the condom don't fit, God is giving you the green light to go in raw. At least that's what I kept telling myself.
     
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  3. Mike Tyson
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    Jun 3, 2016
    Lmao

    Protected sex becomes unprotected pre quick if you're drunk enough.

    Idk how many times I've said "f--- this condom" and continued without it :laff:
     
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    Jun 3, 2016
    Role model tbh
     
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    Jun 3, 2016
    My summer consists of working, fishing and drinking, swimming, a little more drinking, pick up basketball games, dirtbikes, partying, and drinking some more.
     
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    get a job go on vacation get drunk do drugs and have unprotected protected sex
     
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    Jun 4, 2016
    Make friends with a homeless person who will buy you beer. Our friend was named Rex. We accidentally got him banned from the liquor store because we had him go get s--- high school girls want like malibu rum and they know there's a zero percent chance a homeless person is buying malibu rum for themselves. Sorry Rex.
     
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    Home depot b----
     
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