Eminem Best Posts: Eminem Doesn't Know What A Metaphor Is

  1. InFamous09
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    Jun 13, 2016
    he failed nine grade three times, what do you expect from him?
     
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  2. Final
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    Final

    Jun 13, 2016
    both of those are used correctly

    OP is a metaphor for a sweaty ballsack
     
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  3. Skippy
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    Skippy vr

    Jun 13, 2016
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  4. King of Kings
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    King of Kings Who Dey

    Jun 13, 2016
    Who gives a flying f---.........
     
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  5. Big Dangerous
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    Jun 13, 2016
    Doesn't matter...it's the connotation behind it. The average person knows that electronics + water = bad and we've been pre-conditioned that phones and bathtubs are dangerous.

    It doesn't matter how scientifically correct it is, the line still clicks and it's funny.



    Can't really speak for OP though...I have listened to these exact songs and wondered the same thing before tbh, it has bugged me for years.
     
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  6. Dread or Alive
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    Dread or Alive Kamikaze should've been released 3 years ago

    Jun 13, 2016
    Nice attempt at being smart, If you took some time to think, you would realize that the metaphor has to do with the phrase "touched on" in this case he compares his rapping about certain topics (him touching on them) to physical molestation.

    Again, take some time to think, he's saying there is more ketchup than mustard (in whatever) referencing himself as the mustard and the competition as ketchup. It's a perfectly fine metaphor.
    Took you a whole lot longer than 6 minutes didn't it.
     
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  7. FLORIDA MAN
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    Jun 13, 2016
    f---in nerd
     
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