Dec 6, 2016

bombaclaat school ting big clock waste

 

Dec 6, 2016

fi them og dons teach me how to don talk and tings ?

 

Dec 6, 2016

i feel like i can speak rhasta IRL like near perfect, but typing it into words is fucken difficult. It's almost as if speaking it comes to me naturally but putting an accent into words doesn't feel right.

anyone else feel this?

 

Dec 6, 2016

FI CALL ME r----- IMA BUMBACLOT

 

Dec 6, 2016

what the f--- c---- are you in my country right now?

but yeah here's a well thought out and explained response explaining these things.

Mushrooms are free drug of Aus. If you pay for em you're a dumb c---- (or i consider you one). It's like paying for mushrooms, is literally you paid a guy to pick some stuff out of cow s--- so you can eat it. But yeah, shrooms are everywhere in Aus cause perfect condtion they have like a 72 hour life cycle. basically all you need to do is wait for rain then a day or two later go to where cows are and then golden mushrooms everywhere. And yeah selling them to c---- nets you nothing but 100% profit, so anyone who isn't my mate and wants some can give me money for it.

the weed/tobacco thing is a case of weed being illegal here, so on average it's more expensive. usual rates are like $25 for 1.5 gram, $50 for 3 gram (wow its like you pay double and get double!?) from what i've heard most americans would say $10 a gram is "alright" and i've seen a few people say they get an eighth for like $25 too. so pretty much weed smoking culture is weed spun witha bit of tobacco , pumped through bongs. 1 because it's the most efficient way and 2 cause there's a little head rush with the spin. Pretty much people who smoke joints are eitheir smoking in public on the sneaky or are dickhead noob beginners. ppeople who smoke blunts are usually "lol i'm rich i don't care" and have like 3 puffs then put it out and most of the time bin it. I think it's pretty weird how the stoner community of Aus is either
person A) smoking is an art, discussing smoking related things at all times is neccessary and i love weed lol

person dreadlocks, tye-dye f---ing MC hammer pants looking things "I SUPPORT EQUALITY", "PEOPLE WHO HUNT ANIMALS SHOULD BE KILLED", "OMG ANIMALS I'M EMPATHATIC TOWARDS THEM ON SOCIAL MEDIA"

Person C) (me and my m8s) We don't give a f--- how you smoked last week, we don't fucken care about the new bong you made from a car exhaust, we dont give a s--- how much grams you can smoke in a sitting, (we smoke so much we don't f---ing tally that s--- up), we sure as s--- don't care how you rip a bong (for some reason so many f--s are like "oh god... i'm scared... i think everyones looking at me" yeah we are and its cause your holding up the f---ing bong train you stupid c----.) like the high is the good part, i don't need to waste time f---ing around with all that other s---, yaknow?
it's so casual to us it's like breathing in oxygen (well, more like having a beer), there's literally no need to discuss what we are doing, when we could have usual banter fueled mate talks while being stoned in the back ground.

 

Dec 6, 2016

They do this in England too, I was rolling up and my boy asked me if I need some baccy, I'm like tf I need that for.

 

Dec 6, 2016

like could you imagine a bunch of dudes getting in a circle, one guy pulls a carton of beer out of his bag and everyone's looking like "OUUUUUS that's one fat carton fuaaark"
and you all just sit there talking about different ways to drink and like whether or not you should skull a beer, or if you should pooor it into a glass, your m8s start popping the caps off to smell it then pass it round the circle everyone taking turns smelling it like "oh smells dank as bro, this beers got some mad flavour" and having a look, getting their grubby fucken hands all over your beer.

all of it's just clock waste, just smoke or drink and chat tings wit de mans, no need for clock waste.

maybe when i first got into weed when i was like 7 or whatever, i was pretty excited about it and i'm sure that for about a week I was probably an insufferable c---- to be around. But seeing a 23 yr old guy you went to high school with that never smoked weed make a status like "man... if you think weed is bad for you or can k--- you, your just dumb"
its like
"oh really? yeah earth revolves around the sun, 24 hours in a day, cat goes meow, dog goes woof, back in highschool you hated people who smoked you're a fucken poof"

 

Dec 6, 2016

Don Swishe don't care bout dem fancy devices, Don Swishe light up blunts pre-game with washed up rappers.

 

Dec 6, 2016

you give me a gatorade bottle ill find a way to make a bong and smoke. you give me this thing and i'm fucken sober i tell ya

 

Dec 6, 2016

Lmao and dropped a clean 18 on 6/10 from 3.

 

Dec 6, 2016

It's gotta be those large ones though.

Bottles are legit one of the 1st things I started smoking out of. Little bit of foil and a toothpick and you got a pretty nice bong.