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  1. Lucy
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    Dec 29, 2016
    Like I saw @J0NATHAN make a post and now I got "Johnathon" stuck in my head and this name is f---ing cooked I've decided. Like the first half rhymes with the second half.

    Where TF did this name come from? Sounds to me like there was a John in 2000BC who went on on some spiritual pilgrimage (ate like 6000 mushrooms while isolating himself from every human for 30 years)
    When he came back a rambling s--- covered insane mental idiot, his first words were "JON THON" so the locals being the 2000bc pompous c---- they are, add a little Latin to it getting the name "Johnathon"

    If it name is Johnathon btw I'm just gonna call u John or Johnnie cause what the f--- is an "athan" or "athon"
     
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  2. theg
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    theg got that pma

    Dec 29, 2016
    tfw this thread about a mans first name has become a more active ps4 thread than the ps4 thread :sweatt:
     
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    Dec 29, 2016
    i should prolly move this to ps4 thread but joel gets a hardon for that s--- so ill let him do it
     
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    Dec 29, 2016
    Narshathan
     
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  5. Bourbon Ben
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    Bourbon Ben Mad pooper

    Dec 29, 2016
    :coco:
     
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  6. Mano
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  7. Worm
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    Dec 30, 2016
    If you guys think Mano stabbed people in real life you should see him in GTA...talk about bringing a knife to a gun fight
     
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  8. theg
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    theg got that pma

    Dec 29, 2016
    btw added @YDB and @Soldier
     
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  9. theg
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    Dec 29, 2016
    you can't just say that and not tell us your name man
     
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  10. Kon
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    Kon

    Dec 29, 2016
    I'm a guy with a girl's name so any of you bitching about names just stfu and be happy you aren't me.

    There I got you guys back on topic and now we don't need to move it.
     
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  11. theg
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    :rockynotimpressed:cmon chad warden of all ppl u should know we dont play with no xbox round here
     
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  12. theg
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    theg got that pma

    Dec 29, 2016
    same xmas time is the only time i play it anymore and i saw they added office buildings and motorcycle clubs and like 60 car warehouse garages now

    :wow2:did manage to scrape together enough money doing jobs for an office building on xmas tho
    [​IMG]
     
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    Dec 29, 2016
    I have it but i played it so much back on 360 & i dont play it anymore so i uninstalled it for room, might dl it again if ppl play it tho
     
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  14. theg
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    theg got that pma

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    :zizi: me and proto have a standing tradition of playing gta on xmas eve when they add snow to the online mode for 24 hours.
     
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  15. Worm
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    Dec 29, 2016
    you @YDB @Soldier have GTA??

    I haven't played in awhile but it's fun as h--- to just roam around in free mode killing people ...g--- up and start killing players minding their own business and watching them flip out.
     
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  16. Lucy
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    Dec 29, 2016
    Oh s--- lmao that's right. For some reason I thought we were calling Joel hot wheels now
     
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  17. Winter
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    Winter Super Comfy

    Dec 29, 2016
    Who the f--- spells Jonathan like that?
     
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  18. mwarmst
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    mwarmst

    Dec 29, 2016
    threw up a lil
     
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  19. mwarmst
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    Dec 29, 2016
    is it Erich because if so then I agree
     
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  20. mwarmst
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    mwarmst

    Dec 29, 2016
    yeah also f--- the name benjamin

    like some Ben was so f---in good at rockin out that the f---in lats decided to add a jamin to his name and now all the not so musically inclined bens have to face that music every time they take a test or file their taxes

    shoutout @kanyesucksdealwithit one time
     
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