Jan 14, 2017

my hs isn't cac enough for this it's mostly jus weed and sex

 

Jan 14, 2017

Dude in my class would talk to himself and answer in an Italian accent

When I was about 15 there was a guy in the year below me who I would talk to occasionally because I was friends with his cousin, and one day he just disappeared without warning and cuz wouldn't tell me why. Found out months later they sent him away because he'd f----- their cat.

 

Jan 14, 2017

1) had a bunch of s--- smearers in my school as well like they would s--- in their hand and wipe it on the bathroom walls
2) had a bunch of rednecks bring in deer guts and smear it on the bathroom walls as well
3) a kid set the trash on fire in the bathroom to get read of an answer key and the smoke spread through the school so he got suspended anyway
4) my school once evacuated cuz someone wrote their was a bomb in the school on a graphing calculator
5) this kid stuck his hand up his a--- and then proceed to shake the principals hand 30 seconds later
6) a kid in my middle school punched the principal in the face she was 65 years old

etc
upstate ny one love
ur stories post below

 

Jan 14, 2017

we used to tell the afghani immigrant with poor english that if he told the teachers they were c---- hed get a sticker for being good. got suspended lol.

 

Jan 14, 2017

Okey, 1st year in high school i went home and a video trending in Facebook with our school page tagged on it, the video was of the principal seducing a student in his office for like 20 mins and telling her that she's hot and he's heating asf rn Lmaoo it was shoking and hilarious, apparently she secretly recorded him, anyway the next day we went on a rampage and didn't study for like a month just screaming and doing African stuff till he quit the job. It was f----- up

 

Jan 14, 2017

There's a kid who everyone calls Parkout Kid, Cold Ninja or Assasin's Creed Kid who wears an Assasin's Creed costume he made out of hoodies and s--- or just some weird clothes and jumps from table to table in the quad. He also wore an inflatable dinosaur costume to school once.

 

Jan 14, 2017

People brought speakers 2 school and played p--- full blast at lunch 2 f--- with teachers
Some dealer got arrested after the fire alarm was set off from him smoking bud in the bathroom and then they found drugs in his locker
There was a park everyone would go 2 at lunch 2 do drugs
Some slow kid jacked off really violently in class lmao
2 kids dressed up in trenchcoats and brought fake guns for lols
Kids put cheese all over all the toilet seats for no f---ing reason
Someone wrote guess who? on a mirror with their own s---
Someone pissed on someone elses books
Someone painted a giant d-ck on the back of the sports hall
A teacher got fired cause she called this girl a stupid b----
Someone yelled out Kunt in the middle of the national anthem for no reason lmao but the teachers couldn't even see who did it
I ate lollies that were actually set as traps and c--- roach poison
My friends smashed this kunts window in primary school and hopped the fence 2 get it and he was Asian so they were like ching chong chang kunt and took the ball back
I got expelled primary school cause I was in a fist fight and I had a shiv on me and kid pretended I stabbed him
I pick pocketed this f-- kids wallet right out of his pocket like a sick kunt
They talked 2 every kid in Grade 6 cause a bunch of kunts were watching p--- on school laptop and they interrogated all of us

Yeah it was lit

 

Jan 14, 2017

I've stared at the reply box for a good two minutes and I really don't know what to say to that. Holy f---

 

Jan 14, 2017

2 special needs boys did anal in the bathroom

 

Jan 14, 2017

some kid got caught with p--- on his phone so while he was in a meeting with the principle someone sent him gay p---

 

Jan 14, 2017

poor kid

 

Jan 14, 2017

Race Wars

 

Jan 14, 2017

we used to play the pass out game my sophomore year

someone basically bends over while you pat on their back for a minute then you lift them up and hold their neck till the bloodstream cuts from the brain and they pass out on the floor immediately for about 2 mins

trended for a few months. i remember this girl was so excited after I did it to her and she woke up, she told her mom when she got home and she came in and had a whole meeting about how I needed to be expelled

good times good times

the natural high when you wake up from it though is unlinke no other tho, like literally being resurrected from the dead by jesus christ himself

 

Jan 14, 2017

I have too many stories from my high school

A kid did coke in in math class

 

Jan 14, 2017

Didn't u get bullied for being gay and you like sued the school as well?

 

Jan 14, 2017

teacher tried to throw a chair at me once cause i kept putting my feet up, the same class a kid smoked a joint in the back of the room during a lesson and the teacher was too dumb to figure out who it was so they searched all our bags and found nothing

 

Jan 14, 2017

we locked the autistic kid out of the classroom and once he got inside he tried to throw a desk at the dude but realised he couldn't pick it up so just chased the dude and the substitute teacher had to get him in a headlock to stop the r----- rampage

 

Jan 14, 2017

A girl had her sex tape on p***hub. Later her father found out and paid a large sum of money to the uploader to take it down.

 

Jan 14, 2017

was this one kid who took bus to school with a gas mask, and one day he went to school with an axe while wearing the gas mask and everyone got locked into our classrooms. s--- was wild.

edit: he didn't hurt anyone or anything. dude was just crazy.

 

Jan 14, 2017

once walked in a bathroom stall and there was blood all over the walls
in my health class we had to say one fact about us that no one knew and this girl annouced her pregnancy
3 guys having a vape competition in the bathroom