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  1. Ordinary Joel
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    Ordinary Joel Happiness begins when selfishness ends

    Jan 21, 2017
    Oh it's lit @Mike Tyson AND @Final in my native country!?

    :jr: :rejoice:

    Time to gangbang boys. :lawd:
     
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    Feb 12, 2026
  2. dkdnfbdjdkdddjdjfvcgfl
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    Joined: Oct 9, 2015

    Jan 21, 2017
    d--- that'd s---

    i guess find the nearest stick, make a knife out of it via scrubbing it against a tree, find the nearest kangaroo, go for the k--- stab even if it means i die doing it, annihalate the kangaroo. boom now i have kangaroo meat. instant food.

    go somewhere to piss, keep the piss contained as beverage, it keeps you hydrated & is MUCH safer than exotic australian water. win-win

    i now have food & drink. i exit the wilderness, go to the nearest civilization, steal a car, trace all three of them down & annihalate them via stickknife.
     
    Feb 12, 2026
  3. Buu
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    Joined: Dec 3, 2016
    Location: the warzone

    Buu

    Jan 21, 2017
    - You go to the S80 meet up in some s-----y hotel in Australia

    -You see Final, Joel, and Tyson all blacked out. The got baseball bats and baby roos.

    -They f--- you up, tie you, drive off to nowhere, then dump you in a forest.

    Middle of the forest, no phone, no water, no food, nothing. Just pure knowledge/insticts What's your measurements to ensure you survive until either help arrives or until you find a save haven.
     
    Feb 12, 2026
  4. 83837477
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    83837477 Test Account

    Jan 21, 2017
    I would be more worried about wild Aboriginals than animals
    Lucky I know the entire outback and wild off by heart
     
    Feb 12, 2026