Jan 21, 2017
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Jan 21, 2017
d--- that'd s---
i guess find the nearest stick, make a knife out of it via scrubbing it against a tree, find the nearest kangaroo, go for the k--- stab even if it means i die doing it, annihalate the kangaroo. boom now i have kangaroo meat. instant food.
go somewhere to piss, keep the piss contained as beverage, it keeps you hydrated & is MUCH safer than exotic australian water. win-win
i now have food & drink. i exit the wilderness, go to the nearest civilization, steal a car, trace all three of them down & annihalate them via stickknife.Bourbon Ben, Buu, Ordinary Joel and 1 other person like this. -
Jan 21, 2017
- You go to the S80 meet up in some s-----y hotel in Australia
-You see Final, Joel, and Tyson all blacked out. The got baseball bats and baby roos.
-They f--- you up, tie you, drive off to nowhere, then dump you in a forest.
Middle of the forest, no phone, no water, no food, nothing. Just pure knowledge/insticts What's your measurements to ensure you survive until either help arrives or until you find a save haven.Mike Tyson, Final, Ordinary Joel and 1 other person like this.Feb 12, 2026(This ad goes away when signing up) -
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Jan 21, 2017
I would be more worried about wild Aboriginals than animals
Lucky I know the entire outback and wild off by heartSHUDEYE, dkdnfbdjdkdddjdjfvcgfl and Ordinary Joel like this.

