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  1. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Feb 6, 2017
    ok so i was at my mates just smashing some cones (smoking weeds) just before and then buzzed an uber home. As I get into the car and we drive off, dude starts playing 'murder is all she wrote' or whatever by TI and eminem. so i was like meh, better than the usual uber radio-s----speak, cause i think TI pretty cool guy. after he played some fucken gay tyga s---, then a pretty deece wiz khalifa song, had some nice bass...

    Then the fucken hardest game of you laugh you lose ever starts happening cause i hear Big Seans no favors come one and I'm just thinking in my head "nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" and cause i was and still am high as s--- i just had to hold back laughter the entire time cause i knew what was coming. Trying not to look at the driver cause im f---ing dying trying to not laugh at this s---... Eminems verse comes on and holy f--- i looked over his way for like two seconds at the lights and guy is full on slapping the steering wheel shaking his leg and head banging whistling to the beat hard out, occasionally he even said a few of the words and just f--- im glad i'm home. that was ridiculous, what're the chances?

    anyways gave him 1/5 stars the s--- c----.
     
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    KXNG I want a drink

    Feb 6, 2017
    It's not enough that we got that piece of s--- of a verse, now we're getting trolled by f---ing UBER drivers with it. Anyways, had a very good laugh while reading it.
     
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    Feb 6, 2017
    Uber picked me up in a convertible drove through the city playing classical music at night s--- was lit I came out that car a changed person
     
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  4. Basiccc
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    Basiccc

    Feb 6, 2017
    Oh yeah I'm from QLD, on the Goldie. You?

    Once got in an uber and he started autistically screaming to Hotline bling freaked me out a bit actually
     
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  5. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Feb 6, 2017
    :westbrook: still an easy 8 milf tho

    i'm from queensland u c----. but yeah nah, i knew it was like highly unbeleivable, but like it actually happened which is the msot f----- part. like out of anyone on s80 it'd be fucken be me, i tell ya what.
     
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  6. boyz n the suburbs
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    boyz n the suburbs In my city, I'm a young God

    Feb 6, 2017
    You should've refused to pay.
    Just because he has s--- taste in music doesn't mean he has to torture his passengers with that.
     
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