Serious Best Posts: Single dad life (advice)

  1. Worm
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    Feb 21, 2017
    I had a kid that was too expensive and was leaning Muslim, so I downloaded that LetGo app and sold her for $100

    Was thinking of buying one of those atheist asian babies when I save up more though.
     
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  2. Worm
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    Feb 21, 2017
    I think you can get welfare if you make under 181K so you should be good.
     
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  3. Mano
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    Feb 21, 2017
    lol breh if you're earning $180k a year and can't afford $13/h for 4 days a week you're mismanaging your money and need to look at your budget. Also the religious thing, yea maybe she lied but that was it? lol. Why can't your raise her in a way where neither of you bring up religion and let her decide and ask the questions when she reaches that point where she gets curious about the stuff. And how well did you know her mother if her being a muslim comes as a surprise to you? She moved to another country for you so I assume you had to have known her pretty well and maybe even met her family?
     
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  4. Worm
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    Feb 21, 2017
    This dude makes 180K/year. Can't afford babysitter because of rent and car payments making it sound like he lives in the Fresh Prince of Bel Air's house and drives a Bentley..but then...

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    So more like Charlie's apartment from Always Sunny and his car can't be that nice in a neighborhood like that as it would be on milk crates with everything missing on the inside the minute he woke up everyday. Gonna need to see your tax return homey

    :donwest:
     
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  5. reservoirGod
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    reservoirGod reckless adventurer.

    Feb 21, 2017
    I think Lamont should do the right thing and turn his daughter over to the authorities for being a terrorist.
     
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  6. lil uzi vert stan
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    Feb 21, 2017
    Are you f---ing kidding me? $13/hour for a babysitter.... if you *actually* make $180k/yr working IT you can afford full time daycare, dolt. Here in Boston it's approximately $4k/month, well within your affordability. You're either lying about some details or a joke at money management.

    Also the religious stuff is silly. don't be a d-ck.
     
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  7. FLORIDA MAN
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    Feb 21, 2017
    Oh nvm just realized shes Muslim. Good decision :emoji_thumbsup:
     
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  8. FLORIDA MAN
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    Feb 21, 2017
    Car mortgage? Did you buy a lambo?
     
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  9. FLORIDA MAN
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    Feb 21, 2017
    You should be able to find a b---- making 180.they can smell that s---
     
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  10. OwI
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    OwI I was riding on a bike on a very late night

    Feb 21, 2017
    When I saw its your thread I knew religion would necessary be in the subject lol
    Stop being an obsessed f--- and be the chill black dad you was destined to be
     
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  11. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Feb 21, 2017
    i don't get it, you earn 3.5-4k per week, but spending $400 a week on a babysitter is too much?
     
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  12. Poohdini
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    Feb 21, 2017
    What kinda lifestyle you living that you're earning 180K and are complaining about paying a sitter??
     
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  13. aquaberryares
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    aquaberryares one time I made sex

    Feb 22, 2017
    Lol at not getting a mexican to sit ur child for half the price and raise her as a devout catholic
     
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  14. truthless
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    truthless Today is the day I follow my intuition

    Feb 21, 2017
    Islam is not good. Lmfao, good f*cking bye dude.
    I'm a muslim. I'm maybe not the biggest religious guy, but this is straight garbage. Am I not good now too?

    Like dude, be an atheist. I don't give a f---. But such a non tolerance way of thinking is an actual bad influence on your daughter. Not the way your ex-wife treated her. I do get, that you rather want your daughter to grow up neutral. Or, at least, not with such a huge influence with islamic religion. But that still doesn't give you the right to insult a whole religion with such ignorance and without even knowing what the religion is about. Did you ever read the Qu'ran for yourself? You didn't.
    If I'm unsure.. If I don't really searched or looked up for information regarding any kind of material, or even the slightest proof to build an opinion on... I simply WON'T build an opinion. Or, at least, won't share my half assed thoughts, just like you.
    Not going to elaborate this further. Ignorance is a bliss.

    Get a f---ing grip + a brain to know how to spend your money.
     
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  15. FLORIDA MAN
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    Feb 21, 2017
    No you don't
     
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  16. Mano
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    Feb 21, 2017
    So what it comes down to is you were afraid your daughter would become a muslim?
     
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  17. reservoirGod
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    reservoirGod reckless adventurer.

    Feb 21, 2017
    You could drop the kid off at a firestation.
     
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  18. FLORIDA MAN
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    Feb 21, 2017
    Maybe you should have let your daughter choose what religious views she wants to believe. She's going to hear about God regardless if her mother tells her or not.
    Why are your views any better than hers? You deserve to struggle for being a d-ck
     
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  19. Cunner
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    Cunner belter skelter

    Feb 21, 2017
    Whew absolute write off
     
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  20. Lucy
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    Feb 21, 2017
    literally interpreting the quran in your own way. yes, its ancient text, yes times have changed, but most muslims dont follow the quran 100% because they know that its stupid and most also beleive that the quran was written for that period of time and climate. its the same way christians dont go on crusades and pilgrimage's shouting "deus vult" anymore, why buddhism isnt a nationalist religion that kills muslims.

    like im an aussie c---- that went to high school 2 mins from a huge mosque. we had lots of muslim students/peers. like i questioned the s--- out of them about their religion. even had them open up their Qurans to passages that are missquoted or missinterpreted online, to paint muslims as an inherently bad group of people. most of the time it literally comes down to;
    "and the non beleivers will be wiped from the earth"

    sane person: oh okay, this is the rules for this religion, better beleive! inshallah!

    mental c---- thats dad got bombed: this passage means i get to k--- anyone i deem an infidel and i just put my judgement above allah's meaning i've just interpretted the religion to fit my insane quest for enacting revenge! allahuackbhar!!

    everyone lacks faith in their fellow man and assumes some stupid text from a book will turn you into an oppressive r--ist, terrorist, misogonist etc.

    also amazing how you ramble on about this muslim thing when judaism exists and literally teaches kids non-jews are evil. they even have words like goy and gentile to label the non-jews and overall their religion has a very "help eachother but f--- the goys!" attitude.

    so basically what im trying to say is you're obsessed with islams my mans
     
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