Feb 23, 2017 After years of being wit my now wife she just, for the first time ever, farted in my presence. I dont buy the whole "im 41 weeks pregnant" excuse i still take as personal disrespect. I feel like she is looking to quantify my tolerance for fuckery so i need an appropriate response to demonstrate to her that my tolerance for fuckery is zero. I offered a multiple choice survey above to gauge your opinions on how I should handle this situation. But, please, if you have any additional solutions that are also rational dont be shy, feel free to share. Thanx