Mar 2, 2017

of course the first relationship question i answer in here is about a--- eating

 

Mar 2, 2017

Me and @Poohdini gonna lead this thread, but basically it's the 2017 version of @M Solo 's relationship advice thread.

Post any relationship questions you have in here, whether they're for serious situations or casuals encounters and we'll answer.

Everyone is free to answer questions.

 

Mar 2, 2017

Not sure if you wanna pursue, but a safe way to do it might be:

1. Talk to her at work casually, try to slip some flirting in. If she reacts well to you and you guys are positive then:
2. Add on instagram and like 2 of her photos
3. If she likes any photo back, immediately or just the next one you post then you're at least on the radar (I know this is a dumb meme, but nope, it's actually a good predictor)
4. DM her a meme that is relevant to a conversation you had at work. Make sure it's funny enough that she'll laugh, and relevant enough that it's non-threatening.
5. Get in to a short convo with her about it, transition it to "hey do you wanna chill sometime?" and get the number as soon as she says yes.

It's pretty much fool proof because if you're patient in jumping to steps, you come off as a pretty comfortable situation for her. Make sure you guys have a decent relationship as co-workers before moving to step 2. Make sure she likes a photo of yours before DMing her. And don't go for the "let's chill" unless the convo following the meme goes well.

This has never failed me, but it's really about the timing.

 

Mar 2, 2017

I been fapping to Rihanna magainze spreads for 10 years brada, I got no advice on this.

But I heard @Perry The Platypus paid $150 to dap Obie Trice, so maybe you can start there and finesse the rest using that as an in.

 

Mar 7, 2017

1. don't ever text a tinder splash happy v day with a heart. you're pushing too hard, granted i don't know your history to this point

2. double clutch every text. this means that answer a question and ask another one. otherwise she'll see your response and not know what to say.

3. man small talk is one thing, but why are you asking what iPhone she has? why are you asking if she does cardio? what the h---?

4. talk about the things she talks about man. she told you she likes cupcakes from a spot and then you said "i'll have to keep that in mind" ... nope. tell her "never tried them, but i'll take you to _________ one day, they're amazing there".

5. stop using "......"

6. never ever ever ever ever text a girl with that s--- you said in that last text. like if she's not texting bruh, she doesn't like you. move on. all you did was put the nail in the coffin with that last one.

 

Mar 7, 2017

guys this is the official poster to promote our thread, pls pass it around other threads to get the word out if u had good advice from here



@Poohdini

thanks dew for the photo of us

 

Mar 7, 2017

There's no such thing as a friend zone. You put yourself in that position.

Tell the girl what you want. If she doesn't want the same, move on. Stop wasting your time being a shoulder to cry on when all you want to do is smash.

Tell her.

 

Mar 7, 2017

i can 100% co sign this fukkery

let yourself go bro, if you like the girl just go for it.

just remember. future had ciara before he became super future

 

Mar 7, 2017

mans googled "girl stop responding to texts"

 

Mar 2, 2017

not an acronym, but please refer to the 10 snipe commandments for more info: