Mar 3, 2017

because I'm a giant f---ing nerd and Breath of the Wild was released.



I also had to mix with broken headphones (one side doesn't work) so excuse the mixing if it's a little off.

LYRICS:

Y'all mother f---ers thought I couldn't talk
Let alone walk, myself into Gerudo Valley
Slice them f---in' b------s faces off
And now I'm here, straight spittin' Din's Fire
While Din is spittin' something different
Let your f---in' thoughts go wild
My name is Link,
Do you think you can remember that?
When I'm up at bat, slicin' at your feet
So that you can fall flat
On your a---, I'll f---in' blast
You into oblivion,
My ball and chain will cause some pain
When the game is said and done
Slept for 7 years, now I'm feelin' refreshed
I got the Master Sword, I'm f---in' cuttin' some flesh
I'll take on every single one of you whack
Mother f---ers, I'm the Hero of Time
I'm 'bout to Smash some Brothers
People always sayin, "Link, I gotta ask!
How the f--- do you stay so relaxed?"
Well, I blow trees like Farore's Wind
Take one step closer, you'll be pinned
On Hyrule Field, it's the field of battle
And like Stalfos, your bones with rattle
You'll be runnin' home scared
Like I'm herdin' cattle
I'm makin' a beeline for Ganon's Castle
I ain't f---in' with you
I'm on a Master Quest
Break down every door, open every chest
Ain't no one better suited to take this test
If you wanna step to me you'd best bring your best, yes
I spit sweeter than Nayru's Love, in my wife beater
With my Power Glove, I, rhyme so hot you'll go up in flames
Dodongo dislikes what remains
I bring peace to the land
Like an olive branch
Ridin' in on a horse straight from Lon Lon Ranch
This ain't Epona's song
This is Link's adventure
Now you wanna come at me and tell me Ganon sent ya?
I slice a Moblin in half
'Cause I perfected the craft
Of being absolutely flawless
While I'm kicking your a---
I spit bars so hard
Octorocks get jealous
I've got a way with f---in words
Go on Navi, tell us (Listen)
I f---in' stomped you once
Get that s--- through your head
Or I'll murder you again
And make your a--- a Redead
I got Zelda on my d-ck
I ride this chick like a horse
And she's lovin' every second
I don't need to Try Force
I'm wreckin' the beat
With record breakin' feats
I got every single player
On the edge of their seats
In the land of Hyrule
No one surpasses me
If you think that I'm bluffin'
Then take a look and see
I'm the only one alive
Who can hogtie Ganon
Banish him to the Sacred Realm
Be the last one standing
I'm the one and only Link,
I'm the Hero of Time,
And the Hero of Wind,
I'll blow your g.d. mind