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Koolo getting a divorce ?

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  1. Oldboy
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    i was in my car going with the wife to get stuff...so i was listening to hey ya minding my own business, then the wife had to drop a comment per usual "ugh sick of your music"...then she wanted to play her music which is always some arabic bs "koolo let me play to you this song i love"..so hear we go prepare for some middle eastern type of crap i have to pretend to like, you see she dont rly speak much english...so she plugs in through Bluetooth and i s--- you not, she plays one dance
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    i instantly recognize his voice, i wonder in silent at first..is this a prank somehow deadpool managed to pull a continent away? i instantly follow up with a question "what is this?" fully knowing what it is, but my state of disbelief is beating my sense of logic...she goes "oh its a song by dreek, he has a lot of awesome songs"
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    i am driving now with i just committed a murder and im over my head look...i am here but not really here...its been 11 years of love, we have 2 children, but i have my limits...its all over

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  2. SWERVO
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    SWERVO big cuntry's alias

    Mar 26, 2017
    imagine not listening to one dance
     
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  3. Michael Myers
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    Mar 26, 2017
    One Dance a classic what u on koolo
     
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  4. Oldboy
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  5. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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    Mar 26, 2017
    U needa divorce her then remarry her
     
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  6. Deadpool
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    Mar 26, 2017
    "is this a prank somehow deadpool managed to pull a continent away?"

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  7. Guma
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    Guma Dobry ruski, martwy ruski

    Mar 26, 2017
    Koolo in shambles
     
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  8. Dew
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    Dew سيف الله

    Mar 26, 2017
    Show her the Bieber version
     
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  9. Bourbon Ben
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    Mar 26, 2017
    rip
     
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  10. Rodamon
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    Mar 26, 2017
    at least she didnt play Hopsin or some s---
     
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    my condolences .. i got r---d when I was 8 and this more horrific
     
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  12. Views
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    Views New nikka, just new nikka

    Mar 26, 2017
    itt: champagnepapi managed to p---- @Koolo's wife
     
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  13. Lonny Breaux
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    Lonny Breaux I think my nuts look better on her face

    Mar 26, 2017
    idiot she was about to play work after one dance and give you this treatment
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  14. Jakepaulerforlifelogang
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    One dance song of life
     
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  15. Chad Warden
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    tfw no koolo vlogs
     
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  16. Koke
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    Take the kids and leave immediately
     
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  17. Oldboy
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    u guys want weekly koolo vlogs i see
     
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  18. Chad Warden
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    The culture wants weekly Koolo vlogs
     
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    Mar 26, 2017
    One Dance one of the few good Views jawns tho, I'd understand if it was any of the other songs on the album.
     
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    Mar 26, 2017
    ha ha
     
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