Apr 2, 2017

i already posted about this in dystopia last night but i figured it belongs here and more people might see it

i was at my friends house tonight (long time friend, best friends since 5th grade), and ive been at his house since yesterday and the plan was to stay another night since we were gonna watch wwe and s---, and usually when i stay for a few days my mom will bring me to the store since shes right down the road and ill get a drink and some snacks so i can last there

so at 6pm today my mom was supposed to get me, but then she was like "ill just wait for the plow guy cuz i dont wanna get stuck in the driveway" (typical new england s---), and im like fine whatever

a few hours pass, its 10:30pm, im f---ing parched, i havent eaten, haven't heard back from her, im like alright ill call her

she picks up and we start having a little argument on the phone, and the majority of the phone call was actually silence, there was no yelling, just a f---ing little back and forth as mother and son do

then my friend stands up and decides to just f---ing throw a plate he had at the wall shattering it, and he says "you should probably just leave before i kick your a---"

now, i had no idea what he was mad about, or what was going through his mind at all, and nothing like this has ever happened before so im like "whats wrong", and he says my "attitude" lmao

he pulled his laptop i was using off my lap onto the floor and says "get the f--- out, you can walk home, or your mom can get you, matter of fact you can wait outside", and so im like "aight" and i waited outside till my mom got me

dude got so mad at me for arguing with my mom, not to throw him under the bus but this is the same guy who was almost sent to prison for lunging at his mom and putting his hands around her throat, great job

i always knew he had anger issues since we were kids but ive never had altercations with him aside from one time when him and a mutual friend and i were wrestling in his backyard when we were all probably 11, but its like dudes 19 now, get a f---ing grip and stop threatening people with your r----- strength and lengthy wrestling knowledge

that mutual friend we had was still one of my best friends too up until a few months ago when his girlfriend convinced him i was flirting with her, so this was really the only friend i had left in real life, and after this that makes zero, which is fine

im done talking to him, hes too old to be doing this, especially to me and especially when it has nothing to do with him at all, he can just f--- off, im not looking back at all

the only part i dont like is when he pulled his laptop off me i was logged into a bunch of s--- including this so i hope he doesnt do anything, id feel about 95% more comfortable with the situation had i been able to log out of everything

what a f---

 

Apr 2, 2017

yeah dude has issues, lmfao got into a similar situation this morning. My sister offered me to bring a few pals with me to the mall so I hit up my friend. Mind you, I'm driving him there, and driving him back. Dude is straight ungrateful and was like "ugh why Monday bro that's dead. Tell her cancel and come with me on Wednesday I got the whip and gas" I'm just like n----- you wack asf bro. I'm offering you a ride there and ride back just to holler at some hoes and peep out some shoes.

If your homeboy dont apologize then f--- em, people act like they're entitled to be your friend.

 

Apr 2, 2017

Is your mom hot?

 

Apr 3, 2017

i was never a social person in school, so i pretty much had two best friends and ran with them

lost this one yesterday and the other one a few months ago because he started living with his girlfriend and she was jealous of how close we were so she told him i was flirting with her

i still have friends, im not worried, i just met them all online

 

Apr 2, 2017

picture me, 3 pills and 3 6-packs deep, i unholster my phone and begin dialing mother. "hey mum its your c---- son, bring me food my brains fucken cooked and im drunk"

 

Apr 3, 2017

@Coin i would fly over to be your real life friend, f--- the haters

 

Apr 3, 2017

maine

nope, never, im not a s-----y friend

i predicted this

 

Apr 3, 2017

@Koolo can we get sad reacts for posts please

 

Apr 3, 2017

d--- bro wish i could make up for you

 

Apr 3, 2017

ye it should phew

 

Apr 3, 2017

im not trolling at all, what even suggests that?

 

Apr 2, 2017

dude sounds like a twat

good riddance