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  1. Deadpool
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    Deadpool the end

    Apr 4, 2017
    There all the Feds bro
     
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  2. Ricky
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    Ricky

    Apr 5, 2017
    I used to work as a telemarketer lmao. Fortunately, I quit, so I'm not an a------ anymore. Lord forgive me for my sins.
     
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  3. aquaberryares
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    aquaberryares one time I made sex

    Apr 4, 2017
    Narsh used to call me pretty often saying he was a Windows tech and that i had a pc virus wanting me to download sum software lol i used to always humor him and then ask him stupid questions or randomly start telling him a joke til he got pissed n hung up lol
     
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  4. OwI
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    OwI I was riding on a bike on a very late night

    Apr 4, 2017
    You're posting like you're on drugs tho
     
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  5. Lil Squeed
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    Lil Squeed French Montana Stan

    Apr 4, 2017
    wish there was a way to proactively block the calls tbh. I get paranoid when I'm lit and an unknown number calls me at 8:30pm :em55:
     
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  6. Deadpool
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    Deadpool the end

    Apr 4, 2017
    The reason I make people call twice if they actually want something
     
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  7. aquaberryares
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    aquaberryares one time I made sex

    Apr 4, 2017
    Lol i get the car warranty and the home security ones too a lot. Annoying af they say if u stop answering theyll eventually stop calling
     
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  8. OwI
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    OwI I was riding on a bike on a very late night

    Apr 4, 2017
    Why I'm not understanding you guys?? What are you talking about?
     
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  9. Bourbon Ben
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    Bourbon Ben Mad pooper

    Apr 4, 2017
    wouldnt no stopped smoking weed or drugs in general b4 i got a phone
     
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  10. OwI
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    OwI I was riding on a bike on a very late night

    Apr 4, 2017
    Vibrating can be really paranoying when you're stoned
     
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  11. Bourbon Ben
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    Bourbon Ben Mad pooper

    Apr 4, 2017
    just dont answer ur phone and put it on vibrate
     
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  12. Lil Squeed
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    Lil Squeed French Montana Stan

    Apr 4, 2017
    How many calls do you guys get from them a day? I'm up to like 2-3 a day, always from either some bs Car Warranty, some home security place, some s--- about lowering my non-existent debt, or the addiction network :nickyoung:

    What's the best way to handle this? Currently I'm just answering and bullshitting with them, then blocking them when they eventually hang up on me
     
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  13. Lil Squeed
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    Lil Squeed French Montana Stan

    Apr 6, 2017
    One guy called about lowering my credit card rates, but I told him that's funny because I don't have any credit cards and use cash for everything and he hit me with a "What are you doing man, it's 2017 and Donald Trump is our president? Are you trying to get robbed? You should keep your cash safe by getting a credit card and lowering your rates with us!"

    I didn't mind that guy tbh lol
     
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  14. SHUDEYE
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    SHUDEYE Kerser is the sickest.

    Apr 5, 2017
    Classic narsh
     
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  15. Ordinary Joel
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    Ordinary Joel Happiness begins when selfishness ends

    Apr 5, 2017
    Our home phone is on some list so that telemarketers don't call us but every now and then we get a call from those pesky f---s. All we do is just hang up.
     
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  16. SHUDEYE
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    SHUDEYE Kerser is the sickest.

    Apr 4, 2017
    My dad used to do gotcha calls on the radio tho so he f---s with em as its like shootin fish in a barrell
     
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  17. OwI
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    OwI I was riding on a bike on a very late night

    Apr 4, 2017
    "wouldn't no stopped smoking weed or drugs in general b4 i got a phone"
    -Benchot 2017
     
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