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  1. JMG
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    JMG

    Apr 12, 2017
    I am getting worried about some of the Stans. Not just on the forum but stans in general. Obviously is common knowledge they're called Stans for a reason but its gotten out of control. They spend there nights and days waiting and waiting for any signs of new eminem.. even if its just him at 711. Some of these people could be in need of help. Their obsession is out of control and I think we need to have a support group. I worry if Eminem stops making music, or even passes away they will k--- themselves. Which some might not be opposed to, I understand.

    I was once addicted to Eminem's music until he lost all his talents as an artist. A lot of people were not able to beat the addiction though, no matter how bad it is they want more. Its like heroine addicts who get a s-----y batch but crave more hoping it will be better. In this thread we can help you fight these cravings. If you or a love one suffer from stanism please share this thread and we can help. Any former stans feel free to share your stories of survival and how you freed yourself from this horrible music.
     
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  2. Oldboy
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    Oldboy

    Apr 12, 2017
    thank you for the thread Jason

    my name is Koolo, i used to be a stan

    tbh i feel what got me out of this slump was listening to section.80, Eminem stans usually is as close minded as a brain stuck in an active hydraulic press, if they bother to check for other artists not named Kanye they would find much better music out there...they only listen to kanye outside of Em...so it doesnt do much considering kanye only release an album once per 3 years, so they are still stuck in that eminem rush
     
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  3. JMG
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    JMG

    Apr 12, 2017
    Please tell us your story and how you first got hooked and we can try different solutions. You're not alone buddy and never give up hope.
     
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  4. Ronald333333
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    Ronald333333 i left future on pluto cuz that boy was too geeked

    Apr 12, 2017
    thats what they all say u junkie
     
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  5. Oldboy
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    Oldboy

    Apr 12, 2017
    Speak
     
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  6. RG9
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    RG9

    Apr 12, 2017
    I have it bad, real, real bad. I mean, I can't go very long without reciting a whole Eminem song especially when someone inadvertently references one of his lyrics. like last time I only managed to stop for roughly six minutes, Six minutes. Six Minutes. Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on! 
Just a feeling I've got
 Like something's about to happen, but I don't know what
If that means what I think it means
We're in trouble, big trouble; and if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any chances
You are just what the doc ordered

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I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God 
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod 
Now, who thinks their arms are long enough
To slap box, slap box?
They said I rap like a robot, so call me Rap-bot

 But for me to rap like a computer, it must be in my genes
I got a laptop in my back pocket
My pen'll go off when I half-c--- it
Got a fat knot from that rap profit
Made a livin' and a killin' off it
Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office
With Monica Lewinsky feelin' on his, nutsack
I'm an MC still as honest
But as rude and as indecent as all h---
Syllables, skill-a-holic (k--- 'em all with)
This flippity dippity-hippity hip-hop
You don't really wanna get into a pissin' match
With this rappity-rap, packin' a MAC in the back of the Ac'
Backpack rap crap, yap-yap, yackety-yack
And at the exact same time I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicin' that
I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin' table
Over the back of a couple of fa----s, and crack it in half
Only realized it was ironic
I was signed to Aftermath after the fact
How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs
Feel my wrath of attack
Rappers are havin' a rough time period, here's a maxi pad
It's actually disastrously bad for the wack
While I'm masterfully constructing this master piece

    Help pls :sadpepe:
     
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  7. Ron Burgundy
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    Ron Burgundy Still a Grade-A prick.

    Apr 12, 2017
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    Did you mention new em music?
     
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  8. Big Dangerous
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    Big Dangerous World Heavyweight Champion

    Apr 12, 2017
    can you even speak sentences that aren't Eminem songs???

    its even worse than I thought
     
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  9. Interlude
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    Interlude

    Apr 12, 2017
    Hello, I'm a Stan, help me pls
     
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  10. JMG
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    JMG

    Apr 12, 2017
    Hi Koolo, thanks for sharing. Interesting insight. Maybe they try other artist and feel threatened when they hear actual talent and are scared of change or to admit there is a million better artist out there.
     
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  11. Big Dangerous
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    Big Dangerous World Heavyweight Champion

    Apr 12, 2017
    I tried tagging him but he just responded with an eminem song title honestly it's too late he can't even form sentences anymore
     
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  12. JMG
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    JMG

    Apr 12, 2017
    The first step is admitting your problem.. Its clear you have a big one. We just wanna help. Please give us your back story and what your appeal is to Eminem.
     
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