tell me what to paint you stupid c----

Started by Lucy, Jul 23, 2017, in Creative Add to Reading List

  1. Lucy
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    Jul 23, 2017
    i hate the joker but "if your good at something never do it for free" quote from joker from the 2nd batman movie is who i live my life now
     
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    Jul 23, 2017
    what do you suppose the orb represented?

    upload_2017-7-23_21-28-14.png
     
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    Jul 23, 2017
    I'm not paying you for this

    No like a literal ball of light that floated down into the grass after a thunderstorm, I'm sure it had something to do with the lightning s--- was weird, kinda like this but a lot closer and no weird movements just straight down slowly
     
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  4. Slyk
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    Jul 23, 2017
    prolly goku f---in around tbh
     
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  5. Lucy
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    Jul 23, 2017
    lol yes u r u piece of s---, try tellin that to my 78 lawyers who all went to Harvard. But the payment for this case in particular would be something like i see some user that hates me, go into the thread where i post my work and they go "u know u r a c---- and i fucken hate you but this is good man" that to me is a win and therefore me doing a job not-free but for the satisfaction of an e-boner
     
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    Jul 23, 2017
    if ur interested google 'foo fighters ww2 nazi germany' lots of airforce personnel reported balls of floating light
     
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    Jul 23, 2017
    Had me rolling for no reason idek why
     
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    Jul 23, 2017
    don't get me started...i'll be going down rabbit holes all night.
     
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    Nah this wasn't no ufo s--- it just landed in my neighbors yard then disappeared I'm pretty sure its this -
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ball_lightning
     
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    Cyreides gfy

    Jul 23, 2017
    There's a whole lot of talkin in this thread

    Not a whole lot of painting

    :wellsht:
     
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    why did you change your name to the worst name possible
     
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    Cyreides gfy

    Jul 23, 2017
    s's and g's
     
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    Jul 23, 2017
    you might interpet this as an attack against you or something, but it's genuine honesty and I know your joking/taking the piss but this is what kills me when i'm paid to do work "so wheres the finished work?" it'll be up your arse sideways in a minute c----, don't rush me - I know what i'm doing and you got no idea what the f--- a graphics tbalet is and need a 4 day book to read for me to explain how it works.
     
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    Jul 23, 2017
    stop typing more painting
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    Jul 23, 2017
    Can u paint Narsh giving @Papa Andy a kiss. But instead of andy make it me and instead of a kiss make it a sloppy toppy
     
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    aquaberryares one time I made sex

    Jul 23, 2017
    Also painting is for fa----s and autistics
     
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    Cyreides gfy

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    Oh s---, lemme get on this then
     
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    aquaberryares one time I made sex

    Jul 23, 2017
    Double negatives cancel each other out. Ur elimimated from painting
     
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    Jul 24, 2017
    Paint me a new concept design for a wheelchair. :wow5:
     
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