tell me what to paint you stupid c----

Started by Lucy, Jul 23, 2017, in Creative Add to Reading List

  1. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Jul 23, 2017
    go on do it fa----, tell me what to paint and i'll paint it then post it here. bet you c---- wont, your scared.
     
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  2. 1999
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    Jul 23, 2017
    Paint my avatar
     
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  3. Cyreides
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    Jul 23, 2017
    Paint the cockmaster bb
     
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    Slyk God made a prophet.

    Jul 23, 2017
    a pegasus with four leaf clovers as wings, flying over an army of cannibalistic sour patch kids
     
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  5. Slyk
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    oh -- and i think it's only makes sense if dorothy from the wizard of oz is riding the pegasus, with toto in a basket
     
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  6. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Jul 23, 2017
    bout to paint d----s in ya mouth for s--- suggestions tbr.

    ok not a s--- suggestion, just lacks direction. like obviously a pegasus in art majority of the time represents motif's relating to riding into the sunset and winning, or leading the charge to a win. So basically if it has 4 leaf clovers as wings, it would make much more sense for it to be Connor Mcgregor riding the pegasus to his win against Floyd, the wings are a representation of how high Mcgregor has come, whilst also being 4 leaf clovers whcih are an irish symbol for luck or winning. you got the ideas Slyk my friend, you just need better direction.
    (sour patch kids are deff the cry baby fa----s saying "no dont do this fight. who care. me fa----. cry everyday about this fight")
     
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  7. 1999
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    Jul 23, 2017
    Sour patch kids taste good whatchu tlkin bout
     
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  8. Slyk
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    Jul 23, 2017
    you're ahead of your time.
     
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    Jul 23, 2017
    Paint a bridge, then jump off of it onto concrete.
     
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  10. Lucy
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    Lucy #1

    Jul 23, 2017
    it's a play on words, patches of old head adults are furious this fight is allowed, they are behaving like children and their moods are sour.
    i tell myself this everyday, and everyday i get nowhere closer to being one of the artists who lives a miserable drug riddled life only to be remembered as some inspirational artistic creator ahead of his time 99 yrs after their death. s--- is f---ing terrible, honestly. i work my a--- off and win when i'm dead, or i choose diff career path. that's why i do video games s--- now.

    except the concrete breaks and a police officer gives me a fine for vandalism - wow i am now Banksy
     
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  11. Cunner
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    Cunner belter skelter

    Jul 23, 2017
    dignity
     
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  12. Lucy
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    I can't paint an expression, i can paint something that conveys an expression, that will make you feel an expression. Though, dignity is hard to express in art imo. But in a sense, there's dignity in every work i've ever made as I put my 100% all and literally push myself to points of non breathing to ensure certain lines/details are perfect I think Dre's a fuming fa----, but I can relate to the perfectionist thing quite a lot. but then again i contradict that by thinking with like "well i earn s--- all off this, it's very time consuming, it's not worth my time" ...

    But here I am, asking for suggestions on things to paint, to try and show off my skill to a bunch of people all around the world. just cause i've rarely posted any of my work here and would love to see the reaction. i'm not begging for attention or any that s---, it's just when i show people i know IRL a pic it's "omg amazing ur d-ck my mouth immediately. why arent you a tattooo artist? why aren't you a multi-million dollar artist like Damien Hirst? why don't you sell this?" and the answer every f---ing time is "WHY DON"T YOU f---ing BUY IT IF IT SO f---ing INTERESTING YOU s--- SPEAKING c----"



    so anyways what do i paint guys?
     
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    Cunner belter skelter

    Jul 23, 2017
    you were meant to paint this
    [​IMG]
     
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  14. Lucy
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    Jul 23, 2017
    any other thread/section I would have painted this (added shading and maybe another few lols here and there) just for the simpsons joke. but this is my #freepositivity #freecreativity #i'manewageretardedspasticsmallmindedcuntbrain #struggleartist thread.

    I want a challenge, like i dunno, something detailed or some s---, something i've never painted before. i just wanna try impress some randoms online namsayin
     
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  15. 1999
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    Alright paint a ball of light floating through a forest full of animals
     
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  16. Lucy
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    only if you promise to read my short write up explaining the composition piece/what i wanted to achieve etc. day or night setting though? or u dont care? actually lol c---- this is my picture ill paint it day or night, whatever i feel works best
     
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  17. Slyk
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    i see you, sasquatch
    "The Bigfoot Evidence writes “Some call them orbs and others call them strange ball of lights. Whatever it is, it’s been showing up a lot around recent sighting locations. Some say the lights are some of the most amazing and spectacular lights you’ll ever see in the woods. In this video, Bigfoot hunters Toby and Jude decribes to us what they saw and how the lights formed.”

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    https://sasquatchchronicles.com/what-are-people-seeing/
     
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  18. 1999
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    You're like the online personification of the Joker from batman
     
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    Jul 23, 2017
    paint a tarantula crawling over the side of a tipped over toy boat
     
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    :currydead:
    I saw a lightning orb once as a kid after it rained but nobody believed me :lol6:
     
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