Eminem The official Recovery bad punchlines thread

Started by Young Sinatra, Jan 12, 2015, in Eminem Add to Reading List

  1. rapmusik
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  2. DKC
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    Jan 18, 2015
    what other non-shady records artists do you listen to
     
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  3. CSW
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    artists? in general? I post in Music, do you know how to search?
     
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    DKC shortygonletmecrush

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    Yeah, and you always manage to shift discussion back to Eminem in other topics.
     
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    you never fail to amaze with the depths of stupidity you manage to reach.
    surely your brilliant mind knows that a straight average of a -10 and a 20 would be a 5/10, not a 10.
    And if we wanted to be accurate (as I'm sure someone who loves Eminem as much as you does) we'd need to account for the fact that 2005-2008 is not an equal stretch of time to 2009 through the end of 2014.
    The best you could do even with your ridiculous Stan math is get Eminem to an 8/10. Pretty sad that you're worshiping a B- rapper as a god.

    But I don't mean to make you feel bad. Basic fifth grade math isn't for everyone.
     
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    lol more often than that i reply to people who throw an uncalled for jab at em or stans into a wall of bs text. sue me

    want serious ratings for the past decade? compared to the rest of rap? ok

    2005=5/10
    2006=5/10
    2007=1/10
    2008=1/10
    2009=7/10
    2010=20/10
    2011=7/10
    2012=6/10
    2013=8/10
    2014=40/10
    Average=100/100

    your move
     
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    If I ever get diagnosed with cancer, I'm blaming this post. Wrong on a quadruple entendre level.
     
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    I think that this post provides enough comedy, and so should remain as a monument to stupidity

     
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    "I'm as raw as uncooked slab of beef, laying on the kitchen floor, other words I'm off the meat rack."
     
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    can we change the title of this thread to "help me, I don't understand what a metaphor is"?
     
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