Tips For Australian Going To America?

Started by Joey, Feb 19, 2017, in Life Add to Reading List

  1. Copper
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    Feb 19, 2017
    #1 Tip: Don't
     
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    All these places are pretty s---
     
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    Feb 19, 2017
    I liked em negative nancy
     
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  4. Joey
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    Feb 19, 2017
    Well f--- thanks may as well not get out of bed
     
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  5. Worm
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    Feb 19, 2017
    I'd recommend finding a city with an Outback Steakhouse where you can drink Fosters and be in your element. I wouldn't leave there. If you start to feel homesick, please feel free to PM me and I will overnight a box filled with all of the Crocodile Dundee movies and a box of poisonous spiders
     
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  6. SHUDEYE
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    Feb 19, 2017
    Swap Fosters with VB. Funny thing is none of us actually drink fosters. I had my first and only one in a pizza place in new york about 4 years ago
     
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  7. Worm
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    Yeah I know. It's like Budweiser in the US. Only white trash people who like warm urine with bubbles drink it.

    I just looked up VB and it's made by Fosters
    :lmaooo:
     
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    SHUDEYE Kerser is the sickest.

    Feb 19, 2017
    The actual fosters beer is apparently like the second biggest beer in england. They love it. I don't think I've actually ever seen it in a liquor store here it's literally non existant
     
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  10. pop
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    Feb 20, 2017
    >Going to America in 2017:lmaooo:
    I'd rather go to India and catch aids ​
     
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    Feb 20, 2017
    Why in tarnation did you lump these together, b? You're deadass stiffening my britches.
     
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  12. Skippy
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    Wait are public water fountains like a reliable thing in aus? Them hoes are so nasty you got birds shi--ing in 'em kids and m--- mouth hobos putting their mouths on 'em bugs crawling around and inside 'em it's just nasty bro.

    Edit: or do you mean like a literal fountain in that case nvm can't relate Vegas some nasty ashy hoes

    Edit again: except farkle :emoji_heart:
     
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    Feb 20, 2017
    I really dont know Georgia/Miami made sense lmfao
     
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    I want to participate in the BLM riots
     
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  15. SHUDEYE
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    SHUDEYE Kerser is the sickest.

    Feb 20, 2017
    I used the wrong wording not fountains you drink out of like the big ponds and s--- with water shooting up and statues and s---. I honestly can't think of the word
     
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