Non-Hip-Hop Top 5 rappers you think have the biggest d----s? (no h---)

Started by ZxiJilance, Jan 26, 2019, in Music Add to Reading List

  1. ZxiJilance
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    Straight up no h---, but this s--- been bothering me for times. Which rapper you think have the biggest d----s?

    1.) THe Game aka 'Dragoncock' aka 'One-Eyed Psi-Ops' aka 'Girth-Unit' everyone knows this colossus of a human is at the top of the food chain. Look at him, absolute specimen.

    2.) Dr.Dre 'THe Urologist' This thick hunk of man-beef is dripping with testosterone. He conquers everywhere he goes.

    3.) Rick 'THe THick' Ross coming up on our list in 3rd place. This bronze statue of a god has one long slithering cucumber, with a big puffy pube afro that he combs to look proper.

    4.) 'The Alpha Male Aprex Predator Crooked I' comes out at #4th. This hulk of a man has one giant mandingo, it's rumored he's able to fire 3 pistols simultaneously.

    5.) Sorry to say, but Drake 'The Snake' Aubrey barely make the cut for his python boa constrictor. It is quite obviously linked to his Canadian genetics, but due to having no foreskin he makes the cut at the bottom of our list.
     
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    The Lyricvore shangri la frontier

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    What is going on
     
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    mow long live flippa

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    looool crooked i has a micropenis for sure
     
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    Nick Minaj
     
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    SHUDEYE Kerser is the sickest.

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    #1 Simha.




    Everybody else.
     
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    SHUDEYE Kerser is the sickest.

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    You know he's got a python
     
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    Charlie Work Level 5 Goblin

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    DNA Hits
     
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    Since I actually saw ye's and safarees d----s i would say that they should make the top 5 ! but I really never saw other black men d----s so i can't reaaally put my finger on it ( pause )
     
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    MGK (My Giant Kock)
    Not Sean Kingston
     
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    Drake penis just leaked and y'all weren't taking me seriously.
     
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