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  1. Cyreides
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    Cyreides gfy

    Sep 23, 2015
    I've already talked about how I got wined and dined, but yes, I did in fact like it. I had a great time and he was incredibly sweet and did all the right things. It was great.
     
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  2. Ordinary Joel
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    Ordinary Joel Happiness begins when selfishness ends

    Sep 23, 2015
    Was very awkward. Keeping in mind I hadn't seen her in around 3 years and for some warped reason her mum and aunty decided to watch the movie as well.

    Then I made the mistake of going on a second date with her and this time was just as bad if not worse.

    Pretty pathetic that I've only been on two dates but ah well.
     
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  3. Flacko
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    Flacko Too Blessed To Be Humble

    Sep 24, 2015
    Thats basically how i imagine American first dates would go.
     
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  4. Nori
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    Nori ☺ Deadpool is my deformed bousin☺

    Sep 24, 2015
    Nah, its not complete until you take her to the pharmacy the next day and make her take the morning after pill.
     
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    CODEiNE DEMON One foot stuck in the tarpit of my ways

    Sep 24, 2015
    First chick i ever dated was in like 5th or 6th grade and she would take me to church with her. That's the closest to a date i got with her, she was boring af.
     
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  6. Flacko
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    Flacko Too Blessed To Be Humble

    Sep 24, 2015
    Basically man. I was happy with that for the first year. But g.d. i just wanna settle down a bit now. Social Media's got everything f----- up though. People become disposable.
     
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  7. Juney Dark
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    Juney Dark Illness of Lost Opportunities

    Sep 24, 2015
    My very first official date was when I was 15; I took her to the movies (cliche) then parked overlooking my town, and got a blo-jo- in the backseat
     
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  8. Nori
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    Nori ☺ Deadpool is my deformed bousin☺

    Sep 24, 2015
    Make sure you go after a nursing student, that way you can just chill if you get married. She'll be raking in the dough, b---- thinks I'm gonna work when she making 75k+ a year
    [​IMG]
     
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  9. Juney Dark
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    Juney Dark Illness of Lost Opportunities

    Sep 24, 2015
    :emeh:


    :kyrie:
     
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  10. Nori
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    Nori ☺ Deadpool is my deformed bousin☺

    Sep 24, 2015
    It'd be awesome bro. I'll take cooking classes and learn how to cook. Take care of the kids, take em to do fun s---. Probably join a book club or some s---, then when she comes home I d-ck her down. Living the life.
     
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    brillo pad beard big cummies

    Sep 24, 2015
    looks like i came to this thread at the right time :dkk:
     
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  12. Nori
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    Nori ☺ Deadpool is my deformed bousin☺

    Sep 24, 2015
    I get half after the divorce :kanye3:

    Probably won't though cause I'll spend my time at the gym looking fine as f--- so she'll stay.
     
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  13. Flacko
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    Flacko Too Blessed To Be Humble

    Sep 24, 2015
    I try man. They all seem basic af these days.
     
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    Mimi the art of doing nothing

    Sep 23, 2015
    Pretty lame tbh. We had already been dating for a month or two but hadn't been out on a date yet so we decided to do so for Valentine's Day.
    We were both skint and could only afford a crappy chain restaurant and my friend was with us.
     
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  15. Flacko
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    Flacko Too Blessed To Be Humble

    Sep 24, 2015
    :hehehe:
     
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    yeezyfan11 i am a god

    Sep 24, 2015
    The American dream date right there
     
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  17. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    Sep 24, 2015
    I train hard, no pun :idk:
     
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  18. Mike Tyson
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    Mike Tyson big cuntry's alias

    Sep 24, 2015
    Word same here, plus all I do is fap all day so my d-ck game is most likely A1.
     
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  19. Sav Stanfield
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    Sav Stanfield

    Sep 24, 2015
    came in her eye, had to talk her to hospital
     
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  20. Flacko
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    Flacko Too Blessed To Be Humble

    Sep 24, 2015
    Yikes.
    Tinder is good enough for me. I chill with plenty of girls but relationships never seem to last. They're all so shallow and there isn't really much of a 'dating culture' around my uni. Its just kind of everyone taking turns at f---ing each other. Which whatever i dont mind, but i want something long term now.
     
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