Film what's your worst movie theater experience?

Started by yeezyfan11, Jul 25, 2016, in Entertainment Add to Reading List

  1. yeezyfan11
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    Jul 25, 2016
    Mine was with the conjuring 2. I had the luck of being in a theater filled with teenagers running around and some Mexican lady talking on her phone in the middle of the movie.

    What was your worst experience ?
     
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    had a guy grab my d-ck during shrek 2
     
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    Wattba.
     
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    Jul 25, 2016
    was watching Finding Dory when a bunch of families arrived & had the audacity to bring in their kids to see the movie with them. Disgusting. I was stunned in anger & abruptly left.

    Gave the theatre a 0/5 on yelp
     
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    What the actual f---? Kunts man
     
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    Jul 25, 2016
    This thread just reminded me that I haven't been to a movie theater in five years. It was a simpler time back then. The worst that happened was someone bumped into me, though she apologized. There must be a lot of hooligans there now smh

    Taking kids to see a movie that was also made for kids? :emoji_scream:
    What was that family thinking? That's why theaters get shot up.
    d---, you f----- their s--- up bro rt.
     
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    Okay so I'm in the movies 2 watch Star Wars TFA and I'm hyped af and we are all waiting we got our f---in ice creams and s--- just a bunch of dudes about 2 watch some f---in alien s---. So the music blasts and the f---in logo comes on and everyone is freaking out and s--- right? But then it stops, the music stops and the f---in movie freezes no joke. The PA system at the movies says "Sorry ladies and gentleman we have 2 wait for more people with tickets 2 get here. So we have 2 wait 15 minutes because some fa----s came late but the movies didn't wanna look bad in the eyes of those f--- boy customers so they made us wait ages.

    Would've been a lost battle if not for some 20 year old dude yelling "It's f---ing amateur hour! f---ing kunts!" as loud as he could as the movie started up again.
     
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    Jul 25, 2016
    I easily take the crown here...

    My friend and I were going to go see Hangover 2. We got to the theatre but it wasn't playing so we decided to check out that Super 8 movie instead. So we get our seats and I like sitting in the back of the theatre. So we sit down and my friend gets up to go to the washroom. I'm sitting down so I turn as they walk by...then I start smelling this nasty a--- smell. Like someone farted super bad...I start wondering what the f--- is going on? People are coming in the theatre but I'm like did someone seriously crop dust a f---ing storm or something? So I do the unthinkable...I put my hand down and reach under me....the seat is a bit damp....I smell my hand and go NO f---ing WAY, I stand up and lean over and smell the chair, it reeks of s---. I stand up and wait for my friend to get back. They get back I say dude I think I sat in s---.....he doesn't believe me and leans and smells the chair and face goes absolutely disgusted. We leave the theatre and in the hall I run into a worker and I say, hey man I think I sat in s--- in the theatre and the worker goes "Oh ya we just had a group of disabled people leave that theatre a few minutes ago" Like wtf! they didn't even check the f---ing seats!? So we left, luckily I had a pair of shorts in my car from doing maintenance work that I changed into. f----- up but a h--- of a story.
     
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    WHAT THE f---!!!!!!! DUDE NOOOOOOOO ARGHHHHHHHHHH
     
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    forrest gump a--- n----s ruining your movie experience :wow2:
     
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    I was wearing brown pants to. How f---ing coincidental.
     
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    holy f--- five years. Oh & you wouldnt believe the hooliganism that goes on these days.
    My thoughts exactly. I was in complete disbelief, on the verge of crying. Wheres the respect?
    Oh i made sure of it
     
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    Was watching deadpool and some n----s had the audacity to run up in the theatre and pull with them d----s so all the other n----s in the threater puled up with them d----s too s--- f--- u mean

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    Being high as f--- and running into my 2nd cousin that I grew up with but hadnt seen in years in line for popcorn at the midnight show for the dark knight rises. The line was like 20 minutes and it was awkward as f--- at the time because I was so high, but thinking back on it it wasn't actually too bad
     
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    Dbz battle of the gods. The movie curtain was touching the top right half of the screen. It annoyed the s--- outta me.
     
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    I accidentally grabbed some dude's d-ck during Shrek 2
     
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    Conjuring 2, some dumb b---- got possessed and wouldn't shut up.

     
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    My Star Wars TFA experience was ruined by a soccer mom that brought like 10 elementary aged children who wouldn't shut the f--- up through the whole movie.
     
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    Yelled at some drunk a------ who wouldn't sit down or shut up. I don't go to the movies often, maybe 2-3 times a year at the most.
     
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    Yeah I don't get why people go to the movies drunk, took this girl once and she just kept talking instead of watching the movie.

    I only did it once with a friend back in the day at a empty showing for Rush Hour 3, but we couldn't even pay attention to the movie so we just walked out halfway through.
     
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